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Tiers Explained

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with Chips
Tier 3 - No Pints

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@relentless-red said
Tiers Explained

Tier 1 - Pints
Tier 2 - Pints with Chips
Tier 3 - No Pints
Was at a wedding today and it was so beautiful everyone started crying.


Even the cake was in tiers.

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i misspelled sithlord and the automod blushed

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the stocking stuffer

i stuffed myself into her stocking
trying to be so posh
alas her stocking was oh, so tight
and now it's in the wash

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@Suzianne
I have a coffee mug with that exact same sentiment. Unfortunately I can't use it b/c the bottom fell out of it.

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i asked her if there was a way to turn alexa off
she told me to strip

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@rookie54 said
i asked her if there was a way to turn alexa off
she told me to strip
Now rookie that was "Funny"!!! 😉

-VR

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I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."

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@ponderable said
I asked my phone "Siri, why am I so bad with women?"
She said "I'm Alexa you moron."
Siri must be another app out there!

-VR

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Did you now that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.

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@folly said
Did you now that six out of seven dwarves aren't happy.
Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there’s a small medium at large!


PS. welcome to the Forum

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the doc says my dyslexia has reached a new owl

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I am a dyslexic insomniac agnostic.
I lie awake worrying if there is a dog.

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Husband: Have a nice day.
Wife: Don't tell me what to do.

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@Ponderable
I heard about that. You should NEVER strike a happy medium.

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