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@suzianne said
Strange as it may sound to you, I don't maneuver through my day with the intention of gathering information from people.
I do.

I learned how to think like a spy at an early age. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Clerk: "How are you."
Customer: "I'm fine. How are you?"
Clerk: "How the hell would that be any of your damn business? And when exactly did I grant you permission to address me?!"

IP

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@divegeester said
How are you today?
I'm fine thanks, you....?

Works well enough for someone that you've met before but don't know very well. Way too formal for friends, (where I come from) (England) which is more likely to be 'Alright....?' or 'How's it going?' although for really good friends nothing need be said at all, a look is often sufficient. Silence is the art of conversation.

As an aside, I have a very good German friend who advised me to never ask a German how they are, because they'll tell you.

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I use this greeting when meeting foreigners:

“Where abouts are you from, do you put the kettle on?”

Jack Torrance

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@divegeester said
I use this greeting when meeting foreigners:

“Where abouts are you from, do you put the kettle on?”
'Do you know a vet who will treat my hamster'

also works.

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@indonesia-phil said
As an aside, I have a very good German friend who advised me to never ask a German how they are, because they'll tell you.
Either that, or they'll recommend you study Philosophy at Marburg to prepare for their reply. ๐Ÿ˜‰

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Hahah!

I'm pretty sure Suzi has a heightened sensorium and well-developed anticipatory skills, so I imagine that at their first encounter she would say something knowingly snippy preemptively, or flatten his nose (also preemptively, but only after reviewing the legal risks).

Edit: Or maybe Suzi is the sister Dive never had, and Dive is the brother Suzi never had. ๐Ÿค”

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You think FMF is an ethnocentric Brit?

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I've been holding off because I'm probably not the right one to ask, but how are things with you, Duchess?

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Well, considering the past with regret and anguish does seem to have its proper place in the human experience, but I forgot how I intended to conclude this.