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27 Feb 14 18:01

Some Random Bloke

Joined: 03 Apr 19
Moves: 25268

10 May 20 09:32

@moonbus

Quite right old chap, but teatime is at 3 p.m. I think you may have gorn a bit native.

fourfivesix

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10 May 20 13:18

@moonbus

So that's why Prince Harry moved to the US! He's to be appointed the new Governer of America.

moonbus

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Joined: 31 May 12
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10 May 20 13:38

@neilarini

Mum's the word.

moonbus

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10 May 20 13:40

@petewxyz

When I went up to Cambridge (about 150 years ago), it was quite definitely 4 p.m.

diver

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10 May 20 14:26

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whodey

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10 May 20 14:36

-1

@moonbus said
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

Wow, did England just assume a $30 trillion debt?

What a deal!

Enjoy.

moonbus

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10 May 20 15:02

Surely the best way for Britons to decide when to end lockdown would be to hold a referendum. That should be simple enough.

moonbus

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10 May 20 15:03

-Removed-

I'm such a Anglophile, I couldn't pass that up.

Some Random Bloke

Joined: 03 Apr 19
Moves: 25268

10 May 20 15:13

@moonbus said
Surely the best way for Britons to decide when to end lockdown would be to hold a referendum. That should be simple enough.

Excellent, only this time let's have a referendum to see everybody wants a referendum first. Get the thing done properly!

Ghost of a Duke

Snake oil salesman

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 34195

10 May 20 19:15

And the Lord said unto John, 'Come forth and you shall receive eternal life.'

Alas, John came fifth and won a toaster.

~~Removed~~

11 May 20 13:47

@petewxyz said
@moonbus

Quite right old chap, but teatime is at 3 p.m. I think you may have gorn a bit native.

I think You missed the point high Tea is served at 4pm promt, what you allude to is afternoon tea. i thank you

Earl of Trumps

Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

Joined: 09 Jan 19
Moves: 22512

11 May 20 22:55

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer
What you call a deer with no eyes or legs? Still no eye deer
What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no genitalia? Still no fxxxxxxg eye deer

What do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Suzianne

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

Joined: 08 Aug 03
Moves: 37687

12 May 20 07:00

-1

@moonbus said
A MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II.

In light of your failure to nominate competent candidates for President of the USA, and thus to govern yourselves, we hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective immediately.

Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II w ...[text shortened]... biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

God Save the Queen!

It galls in all the right places. 🙂

Some Random Bloke