Dodgy Dating

@fmf said
Rusty has taken Dive from you

Not possible. divegeester and I did a thing where we spat on our palms and then shook hands, we mingled our blood using a safety pin and a tissue, and we also exchanged pinkie rings. Very Rusty doesn't stand a chance.

You both may have spit upon your palms: But it's what you did with your hands afterward that bonds you. 😀

@a-unique-nickname said
I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

That's a classic.

I remember watching for guys to flame out with a beautiful girl that'd decline an invitation to dance: I'd soon follow by going up to her with a smile and asking "Hey, I've noticed that you're not dancing right now, would you care just to sit here?"

That worked more times than I can remember. Probably not because I was suave and good-looking but because I was ironic, sincere and confident. Beer was a wonderful tonic in those years. And the early 1980s were good to me!

@woofwoof said
You both may have spit upon your palms: But it's what you did with your hands afterward that bonds you. 😀

What are you on about?

@woofwoof said

I remember watching for guys to flame out with a beautiful girl that'd decline an invitation to dance: I'd soon follow by going up to her with a smile and asking "Hey, I've noticed that you're not dancing right now, would you care just to sit here?"

Sounds like you enjoyed supervising the Sixth Form disco.

@the-gravedigger said
Sounds like you enjoyed supervising the Sixth Form disco.

Upper sixth, a lot of 18 year olds. Just saying.

My niece had her 18th birthday party a couple of Halloweens ago. Talk about awkward...

@the-gravedigger said
Sounds like you enjoyed supervising the Sixth Form disco.

I suppose that'd make sense if I knew what a 6th Form was.

Are you implying that I had a formula for precognition? 😁

@divegeester said
Are you out in Thailand chasing ladyboys again?

#notupset

I thought you didn't post this kind of thing?

@woofwoof said
I suppose that'd make sense if I knew what a 6th Form was.

Are you implying that I had a formula for precognition? 😁

At 16 to move to lower sixth, 17 upper sixth. Sixth form would be the two years of school before university/collage.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I thought you didn't post this kind of thing?

Sounds like he's jealous of my ladyboys.

@divegeester said
Are you out in Thailand chasing ladyboys again?

@Very Rusty said
Now, would there be something wrong with that? Be Honest! 🙂

-VR

@woofwoof said
That's a classic.

I remember watching for guys to flame out with a beautiful girl that'd decline an invitation to dance: I'd soon follow by going up to her with a smile and asking "Hey, I've noticed that you're not dancing right now, would you care just to sit here?"

That worked more times than I can remember. Probably not because I was suave and good-looking but beca ...[text shortened]... ncere and confident. Beer was a wonderful tonic in those years. And the early 1980s were good to me!

This has a higher chance of working with me than the rest of the lines here. Something new shows imagination, a sure sign of higher intelligence. Of course, the conversation after this is make or break.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I thought you didn't post this kind of thing?

That’s odd.
Never mind.

@woofwoof said

I'd soon follow by going up to her with a smile and asking "Hey, I've noticed that you're not dancing right now, would you care just to sit here?"

Sounds a bit like a lecherous middle aged man.

@divegeester said
That’s odd.
Never mind.

Not odd at all. You challenged me once to locate such a post.

Edit: I worry sometimes about your memory.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Not odd at all. You challenged me once to locate such a post.

Edit: I worry sometimes about your memory.

No I didn’t.

You’ve got enough on your plate, try not to worry about another thing.