Originally posted by Great Big SteesI wasn't playing.... but yes. He is.
And able?
Stop!! SHhhhhhtttop!!! Don't.. don't click.. no no no...!!
Oi!! don't even think about it..... yes.. be good now.. move the mouse
away.. you don't wanna click that.. no.. stop thinking of crap to post.. thank you and good night.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateFor this I would have to say that God created Corvettes as compensation as well as a wide variety of "extenders" on wheels. Not only are they good for the penilychallenged, they also give fat, balding white trash (both men and women of course) something to shoot for as an indication to other people around them that they have "arrived". Although sadly nobody really cares.
Is said massive 'noodly appendage' circumsized or uncircumsized? This is an important consideration in choosing the correct head gear to use whilst bein touched with God's appendage. This brings up another issue, as we were all created in the image of God, why were some of us created... less equal in the appendage department. Slow Pawn would like to know if God ran out of clay when he fashioned Slow Pawn's one inch winky.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateOh god, this reminds me of an episode of Family Guy. When Stuwy has Kermit tied up to a chair and is threatening to "do things" to miss piggy.
This is really quite disturbing as I have it on good authority that 'Miss' Piggy was really a dude in drag. Think about it, butch attitude, karate chops, frog domination and adam's apple.
He stops as he realizes miss piggy is a pig and says.....oh...my...god....
I am becoming my father! and drops her to the floor.
RTh