Originally posted by StarrmanSo what is the minimum amount of 'goodness' I need to display to be party to the said 'Beer Volcanoe and Stripper' package. What if I'm EXTRA Good? Is there a Premium backage that I can 'buy' into with more goodness? What if I smite some heathens and/or burn a few oxen on a sacrificial alter? As we all know, the odor of burning oxen is pleasing to the Lord.
Beer volcanoes and strippers my friend, beer volcanoes and strippers.
By the way, Jesus and I are old drinking buddies so I'm not to concerned. That water to wine trick was absolute Hell on my hangovers though. Of course, Jesus was always too busy laying hands on the hoochies we'd picked up to get rid of my cranial trauma with that Holy magic.
Originally posted by Hand of HecateYou only need be touched by his noodly appendage.
So what is the minimum amount of 'goodness' I need to display to be party to the said 'Beer Volcanoe and Stripper' package. What if I'm EXTRA Good? Is there a Premium backage that I can 'buy' into with more goodness? What if I smite some heathens and/or burn a few oxen on a sacrificial alter? As we all know, the odor of burning oxen is pleasing to ...[text shortened]... ds on the hoochies we'd picked up to get rid of my cranial trauma with that Holy magic.
Originally posted by StarrmanIs said massive 'noodly appendage' circumsized or uncircumsized? This is an important consideration in choosing the correct head gear to use whilst bein touched with God's appendage. This brings up another issue, as we were all created in the image of God, why were some of us created... less equal in the appendage department. Slow Pawn would like to know if God ran out of clay when he fashioned Slow Pawn's one inch winky.
You only need be touched by his noodly appendage.
