The RHP Tavern on the Board is open

@great-big-stees said
It obviously didn't interfere with your secretarial prowess, right?

When typing we don't use the left little finger so much - with or without tip. 🙂

@great-big-stees said
It obviously didn't interfere with your secretarial prowess, right?

Finger print removal helped her secret double life as a spy.

@relentless-red said
Finger print removal helped her secret double life as a spy.

I have to confess, I lived a Mata Hari life for a while but it is barred.

@torunn said
When typing we don't use the left little finger so much - with or without tip. 🙂

When you have your fingers aligned properly the forefingers are on the 'F' and 'J',
That would put your left pinky on the 'A' and your right pinky on the ';' keys. 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
When you have your fingers aligned properly the forefingers are on the 'F' and 'J',
That would put your left pinky on the 'A' and your right pinky on the ';' keys. 😉

-VR

My left little finger on a and my right on ö and ä

@torunn said
My left little finger on a and my right on ö and ä

I have my two index fingers and a thumb all set to go at a moments notice. 😉

@torunn said
My left little finger on a and my right on ö and ä

I hunt and peck

I hope people are being careful not to get marmalade in their typewriters.

@torunn said
I have to confess, I lived a Mata Hari life for a while but it is barred.

Mata Hari is one of my fantasies

@lemondrop said
Mata Hari is one of my fantasies

Well sir you are in luck. Today I booked her in our "fantasy lounge" for a two night show. Because she charges so much I had to OK it with our benefactor, who reminded me that I wasn't to worry about any expenses and that he trusted me completely, to get the best for his money and our patrons desires.

Bleh! Did someone put raccoon milk in my coffee?

@kevin-eleven said
Bleh! Did someone put raccoon milk in my coffee?

I am guilty but it wasn't raccoon milk! 😛 😉

-VR

@very-rusty said
I am guilty but it wasn't raccoon milk! 😛 😉

-VR

😲

Security!

@kevin-eleven said
😲

Security!

LOL...Good luck with that! 😉

The bigger question here would be how much did you drink?

-VR

@very-rusty said
LOL...Good luck with that! 😉

The bigger question here would be how much did you drink?

-VR

Just a sip, and you're going to be wearing the rest!

To the tavern staff: I'll be happy to mop up afterwards.