28 Jul '19 19:14>
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
Bison.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidWhat's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
What did the buffalo say when his son left for college?
Bison.
@the-gravedigger saidHa!
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
@the-gravedigger saidLOL...Looks like goad set you up nice for that one!!! 😉
What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison ?
You can't wash your hands in a buffalo.
@ghost-of-a-duke saidI wanted to major in Archaeology.
What do you call a magic dog?
A labracadabrador.
@wolfe63 saidAll women should marry an archaeologist. The older she gets, the more he is interested in her
I wanted to major in Archaeology.
But I feared my life would fall into ruins.
@shallow-blue said(A long, happy marriage.)
All women should marry an archaeologist. The older she gets, the more he is interested in her
(Originally by Agatha Christie. That sounds surprising until you learn that she was married to an archaeologist herself.)
@great-big-stees saidHmmmmm... gutsy.
A blind guys walks into a bar sits on a stool and asks the person behind the bar if they want to hear a "blond joke". In a deep, husky voice the woman beside him says, "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair that I tell you 5 things. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club, I am a 6'3",175lb blond woman with a ...[text shortened]... siders it for a moment then replies, "No...not if I'm gunna have to explain it 5 times."
🤔 😲 😉
@great-big-stees saidLOL..........Hilarious.
A blind guys walks into a bar sits on a stool and asks the person behind the bar if they want to hear a "blond joke". In a deep, husky voice the woman beside him says, "Before you tell the joke, it's only fair that I tell you 5 things. The bartender is a blond girl with a baseball bat, the bouncer is a blond girl with a billy-club, I am a 6'3",175lb blond woman with a ...[text shortened]... siders it for a moment then replies, "No...not if I'm gunna have to explain it 5 times."
🤔 😲 😉