Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."
@torunnsaid Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."
@torunnsaid Read on facebook:
"My husband says I'm in here every 20 seconds and he won't put up with it any more. We have quarrelled and he gave an ultimatum - him or the fb-group.
So I'll be offline for a couple of minutes while I'm packing his bags and calling a taxi. See you soon."
That is ridiculous.
You can't pack in a couple of minutes!
Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"
@pawnpawsaid Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"
A horse walks into the barroom and right up to the bar. The tender says, "So, why the long face?" ------------
Father O'Malley takes Rabi Rabinowitz to his first boxing match, ringside. Just before the fight, one boxer blesses himself.
Looking perplexed, Rabi Rabinowitz said, "Father O'Malley, what does that mean?", as he imitated the boxer.
Father O'Malley said, "Not a damn thing if he don't know how to box!"
@pawnpawsaid Boss to blonde secretary:" what's the name of our company?"
She says:"Push!"
Boss:"What! What makes you think that!?"
"Helloo! It says so on our front door!"
Blonde jokes are great!
What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter
The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "
What do you call the brunette sitting between two blondes? Interpreter
The blonde begged the policeman not to give her a speeding ticket, and said that she would do anything for him!
So the policeman smiled, pulled down his zipper and displayed his HeHummm….
The blonde said, "Oh no! not another breathalyzer 😳 "