Having checked in at a hotel in Hong Kong and had a look the room, a guest comes down to reception in the lobby to make a few requests about the room.
"The fridge is empty. And there are no snacks. I'd like them restocked."
"As you wish, sir."
"I need help to adjust the air conditioning".
"Right you are. We'll send our engineer up."
"Could I arrange it so that no calls are put through to the telephone in the room?"
"Yes. Absolutely."
"And I'd like the porn disabled."
"All our porn is just regular porn, you creep!"
Bert and Wilma sat in their front room ,Match of the day came on the telly Bert threw one of his peanuts in the air ,headed it and kicked it against the wall the peanut bounced of the wall and lodged in Berts ear .
Bert banged his ear trying to dislodge the peanut with no avail .
" Come here " Wilma said and stuck one of her knitting needles in his ear ,pushing it even further in .
"Get off stupid woman ,you've made it worse " shrieked Bert
" I know ,go in the back room our Shirleys with her new boyfriend and he's training to be a doctor " Wilma said
Bert went to the back room ,opened the door and turned the light on , Shirleys boyfriend shot up looking surprised .
" listen kid I've got this peanut stuck In my ear and I can't get it out ,can you help me " asked Bert to his daughters boyfriend .
" cause I can ,come here ,when I stick my fingers up your nose ,blow ! " said Shrileys boyfriend ...Bert blew and the peanut shot out of his ear .
Bert went back to his wife and told her what happened .
" What a lovely boy he is ,I wonder what he will become ?" said Wilma
" Well ,by the smell of his fingers our son in law " replied Bert
