i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -
• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins garrotte is better than a chef's knife
• when you think you've got the wedge cut small enough to fit in the plastic zipper bag, cut it again
• the folks in holland wax a wheel of cheese better than folks in wisconsin
• holland gouda tastes about the same as wisconsin cheddar, but better
• i like typing bullet points
• wax stain on my cutting boards is the devil to remove
• this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese
@rookie54 said* your second to last point is offensive
i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -
• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins ...[text shortened]... this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese
@hand-of-hecate saidIt's jealousy, we all know he's already full of it.
Seems strange that people would thumb down a wheel of cheese. I can only assume they are angry that you have so much of it…or that they are worried about your bowel movements.
@hand-of-hecate saidvery few make me snort unwillingly
Seems strange that people would thumb down a wheel of cheese. I can only assume they are angry that you have so much of it…or that they are worried about your bowel movements.
consider yerself a professional
@rookie54 saidCan somebody summarise the above?
i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -
• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins ...[text shortened]... this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese
Preferably in easy to read bullet points. Thnx
@orangutan said• He has tried everything in his house to cut the cheese.
Can somebody summarise the above?
Preferably in easy to read bullet points. Thnx
• Nothing else important was said.
• I said cut the cheese.
•That was pretty funny.
@rookie54 saidGood lord, don't eat blue stilton. It's just something that looks good on the cheeseboard.
i realize this is amazon,
and they inflate prices to offset delivery fees,
but,
is english blue stilton really worth $35 (usa dollars) a pound (weight)?
i hope so, because i'm gonna buy it and eat it
a link to the page - https://a.co/d/d2M8Ox5