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i bought a two kilo wheel of wisconsin cheddar

i bought a two kilo wheel of wisconsin cheddar

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Is this the new 'did you know' thread?

I don't think you have the staying power Rookie.


i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -

• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins garrotte is better than a chef's knife
• when you think you've got the wedge cut small enough to fit in the plastic zipper bag, cut it again
• the folks in holland wax a wheel of cheese better than folks in wisconsin
• holland gouda tastes about the same as wisconsin cheddar, but better
• i like typing bullet points
• wax stain on my cutting boards is the devil to remove
• this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese


@rookie54 said
i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -

• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins ...[text shortened]... this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese
* your second to last point is offensive


@yo-its-me said
* your second to last point is offensive
I'm impressed you got that far.

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@rookie54 said - "• this post will not be read by anyone of consequence"
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Hey! I resemble that remark 😠

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@rookie54 said
exactly!
except it's cheese
So what did you use to rock it up?
Or did you cut it and rail it?


@rookie54 said
i gotta find a decent cheese slicer

i guess i could sharpen a knife
Seems strange that people would thumb down a wheel of cheese. I can only assume they are angry that you have so much of it…or that they are worried about your bowel movements.


@hand-of-hecate said
Seems strange that people would thumb down a wheel of cheese. I can only assume they are angry that you have so much of it…or that they are worried about your bowel movements.
It's jealousy, we all know he's already full of it.

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@gambrel said
So what did you use to rock it up?
Or did you cut it and rail it?
i warmed a handful of it and rolled it into a shaft and mucked it in as deep as it would go
photos on insta, help yerself


@hand-of-hecate said
Seems strange that people would thumb down a wheel of cheese. I can only assume they are angry that you have so much of it…or that they are worried about your bowel movements.
very few make me snort unwillingly
consider yerself a professional

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@gambrel said
It's jealousy, we all know he's already full of it.
my jealousy is legendairy
it's a character flaw that i embrace


@rookie54 said
i was dismembering another wheel of cheese this morning
3.7 kilos of holland gouda
lessons learned -

• do not think about ripping a piece of cling wrap, just do it
it's gonna stick anyways
• a chef's knife is better than a serrated knife
• a wet chef's knife is better than a chef's knife
• do not get the handle of the chef's knife wet
• my stainless steel assassins ...[text shortened]... this post will not be read by anyone of consequence
• i still like bullet points better than cheese
Can somebody summarise the above?
Preferably in easy to read bullet points. Thnx

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@orangutan said
Can somebody summarise the above?
Preferably in easy to read bullet points. Thnx
• He has tried everything in his house to cut the cheese.
• Nothing else important was said.
• I said cut the cheese.
•That was pretty funny.

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i realize this is amazon,
and they inflate prices to offset delivery fees,
but,
is english blue stilton really worth $35 (usa dollars) a pound (weight)?
i hope so, because i'm gonna buy it and eat it

a link to the page - https://a.co/d/d2M8Ox5


@rookie54 said
i realize this is amazon,
and they inflate prices to offset delivery fees,
but,
is english blue stilton really worth $35 (usa dollars) a pound (weight)?
i hope so, because i'm gonna buy it and eat it

a link to the page - https://a.co/d/d2M8Ox5
Good lord, don't eat blue stilton. It's just something that looks good on the cheeseboard.

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