Originally posted by robbie carrobie
you are not a christian, you are an unbeliever, the principles in scripture apply only to
those who are Christians, defined by the simple idea that a christian is one who adopts
the teachings of Christ, that is not you. Our standards are different from your
standards. As i stated, you are free to believe what you want, I for one, would not
trade you for the world, its a beautiful thing to be a Christian.

i bet you would trade galveston in for me if you got into a fight, or needed a ringer for your j.w. sunday league team.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
No God demonstrates love to everyone, he did after all send his son and makes the
sun shine on both the righteous and the unrighteous, but we are different from you
johnny, we have different standards of morality, its not that we are better in ourselves,
there is just something awesome about leading a simple and uncluttered life, free from
ma ...[text shortened]... kinds. I have no issues Johnny, do you
realize the freedom that it brings? Its just awesome.

I would be very worried about the blood transfusions policy.

We've had a couple of cases over here and it
was very controversial. When faced with a situation
like that I don't think I could endorse your organizations policy.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
hey, i was christened as a catholic, im sanctified. that totally trumps being a member of a tiny christ cult. you should be kneeling before me and trying to kiss my ring.

Dude my father is a Catholic, my nieces are Catholics, my brother in law and his family
are from Derry, their aunties go to mass like twice a day, when was the last time you
went to mass, like never ill bet! i am a Celtic supporter myself, have stood on the
terraces of parkhead and sang the soldiers song in my youth, but its all moot now, best
thing about being a catholic is pancake Tuesday! Best decision I ever made in my life
was to become a witness of the most high God.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I would be very worried about the blood transfusions policy.

We've had a couple of cases over here and it
was very controversial. When faced with a situation
like that I don't think I could endorse your organizations policy.

thats fine, don't drive your car recklessly and don't play with semtex and you'll do ok.
why worry about what might never happen? You can get bloodless open heart surgery
you know now johhny? there are entire hospitals in America dedicated to bloodless
surgery, its not 1979 you know!

Originally posted by stellspalfie
i bet you would trade galveston in for me if you got into a fight, or needed a ringer for your j.w. sunday league team.

the Gman is a Texan, i think he'd do alright! we simply form a possy and ride out to
where the varmint was hid and smoke him out!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Dude my father is a Catholic, my nieces are Catholics, my brother in law and his family
are from Dery, their aunties go to mass like twice a day, when was the last time you
went to mass, like never ill bet! i am a Celtic supporter myself, have stood on the
terraces of parkhead and sang the soldiers song in my youth, but its all moot now, best
thing about being a catholic is pancake Tuesday!

There's a question I have always wanted to ask.

As a Catholic, we celebrate the birth of the Christ at xmas.
December 25 every year.

But there seems to be no set time for his death.

The Catholic festival of Easter, could be in March or April.

I find this fascinating. I mean if I were to die tomorrow, my death
would be recorded as December 19 2012.

How come the death of Christ is not recorded as a specific date and
observed at that same time every year?

What does your outfit do?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
White Smoke!!!!!!!!!!



All hail the new Pontiff

Pope Stellspalfie the first.

sorry, i was having a fag......i mean a ciggy behind the pulpit.


right then, my first degree as pope is to turn st.peters into a condom factory. our range will have a picture of christ on the tip and will be sent to africa, where christ will put an end to h.i.v.

my second degree is to turn all catholic churches in to gay nightclubs, out way of saying sorry for the years of hate and abuse.

thirdly all priests are sacked. you are not needed. its all in the bible people can read it themselves if they really care.

fourthly, im turning the vactican into a gian soup kitchen to feed the poor. the poor will get some food and are aloud to take a gift from off the walls when they are finished.

thats all. be good to excellent to each other.

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
There's a question I have always wanted to ask.

As a Catholic, we celebrate the birth of the Christ at xmas.
December 25 every year.

But there seems to be no set time for his death.

The Catholic festival of Easter, could be in March or April.

I find this fascinating. I mean if I were to die tomorrow, my death
would be recorded as Dece ...[text shortened]... ed as a specific date and
observed at that same time every year?

What does your outfit do?

it is because it depends on the lunar calendar, Christ death corresponds to the Jewish
month on Nisan 14th and thus it changes slightly from year to year. We celebrate an
annual and very simple ceremony, we pass bread and wine, that's it.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
it is because it depends on the lunar calendar, Christ death corresponds to the Jewish
month on Nisan 14th and thus it changes slightly from year to year. We celebrate an
annual and very simple ceremony, we pass bread and wine, that's it.

I don't really get it.

Ok, centuries have passed and the calendars were changed all around the world.

But if I died tomorrow, December 19 2012, then that is the day I died.

What does the moon have to do with it?

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
Dude my father is a Catholic, my nieces are Catholics, my brother in law and his family
are from Derry, their aunties go to mass like twice a day, when was the last time you
went to mass, like never ill bet! i am a Celtic supporter myself, have stood on the
terraces of parkhead and sang the soldiers song in my youth, but its all moot now, best ...[text shortened]... ke Tuesday! Best decision I ever made in my life
was to become a witness of the most high God.

mass, mass pah!! i went to midnight mass......beat that!!!

ive even been on pilgrimage!! in fact ive been on two!!!

im way up the chritian food change compared to you. i just need to pop back to church before i die and say sorry and bang im back in the club.

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
it is because it depends on the lunar calendar, Christ death corresponds to the Jewish
month on Nisan 14th and thus it changes slightly from year to year. We celebrate an
annual and very simple ceremony, we pass bread and wine, that's it.

pizza and lambrini? im confused, are you praising the lord of having girls night in?

Originally posted by johnnylongwoody
I don't really get it.

Ok, centuries have passed and the calendars were changed all around the world.

But if I died tomorrow, December 19 2012, then that is the day I died.

What does the moon have to do with it?

Christ's death was commemorated according to a lunar calender, thus the date of the
occasion changes slightly from year to year in comparison to our calender.

Originally posted by stellspalfie
mass, mass pah!! i went to midnight mass......beat that!!!

ive even been on pilgrimage!! in fact ive been on two!!!

im way up the chritian food change compared to you. i just need to pop back to church before i die and say sorry and bang im back in the club.

i went preaching to the Taliban in Pakistan, check and mate, good game, I am like way
up there beside Mother Teresa!

Originally posted by robbie carrobie
the Bible makes it quite clear that all humans have recourse to the faculty of
conscience, however, one only need to look at the present state of affairs and it
becomes readily discernible that moral independence from God has resulted in
absolute misery for humanity.

1. Present financial crisis, economic greed on an unprecedented scale,
...[text shortened]... re for HIV - moral corruption and depravity

tell me when you want me to stop, ill be glad to.

I would have thought that the loss of ones own child was a factor that would contribute most significantly to human misery.

Care to share with us how infant mortality rates are going over the last few decades?

Originally posted by Rank outsider
I would have thought that the loss of ones own child was a factor that would contribute most significantly to human misery.

Care to share with us how infant mortality rates are going over the last few decades?

sorry I don't do emotive child experiences any more, after being termed a baby killer
on not a few occasions and actually having been asked inside to someone's home and
escorted to a bedroom where a little girl lay sleeping and was then told that I would let
her die, I have had my fill thank you very much.