world's oldest profession?

world's oldest profession?

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Please clarify... physical, emotional, social, intellectual or spiritual?
Yes.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
[b]world's oldest profession?



please take at least two guesses, since your first one will probably prove wrong.[/b]
Attention whore is the oldest profession.

It started with faeces-throwing and it now reached the pinnacle of worldwide attention seeking via the internet.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
We should know the real answer by Thursday.
Hardly a skirmish or frantic search... none of us are willy wet legs in any kind of

hurry to get it quick, because all of us realize it's more important to get it right.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Animal husbandry and orchardman come to mind.

But in order for it to be a profession, doesn't a monetary system have to be in place?
You were warmer last night, Mr Ice Man.

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Originally posted by Palynka
Attention whore is the oldest profession.

It started with faeces-throwing and it now reached the pinnacle of worldwide attention seeking via the internet.
Quite to the contrary, Highly Esteemed and Intellectually Endowed, Sir Palynka.

Oldest profession trades on inattention and subtle nuances behind the scene.

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Originally posted by HandyAndy
Any particular angel, or just angels in general?
Yes, Andy. The most intelligent, uniquely attractive, self willed, influential, deceptive, locked in arrogance one with the sonorous, resonant, melodious and guile filled voice. His nick's lucifer6+; self proclamied 'Seeking whom I may devour'; location 'Isha's trusted pet'; rhp chess rating beyond the formula's ability to determine; profile: 'Hi. I eat 600's to 6600's like anchovies for lunch'.




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Fire starter

GRANNY.

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Organ donor πŸ˜•

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
Organ donor πŸ˜•
Previously suggested by MontyMoose, page two.






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Originally posted by smw6869
Fire starter

GRANNY.
Certainly in the top twenty.

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Originally posted by Ice Cold
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Non-contributing, 'thread participant only' (self inflicted) status noted.

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Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Certainly in the top twenty.
If firestarter is a profession then so is cardigan wearer.

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story teller/bone reader

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