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Fischer beat Carlsen & Kasparov....

Fischer beat Carlsen & Kasparov....

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" After 1992, Fischer went on to defeat any chess player he ever met,
including beating Kasparov, Carlsen, Krammnik and Capablanca in a simul
game, while playing blindfolded and giving them an advantage of knight,
rook and three queens. The Jews payed Carlsen (who is 85.7% jewish) never to speak about it".

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bobby_Fischer

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Originally posted by @greenpawn34
" After 1992, Fischer went on to defeat any chess player he ever met,
including beating Kasparov, Carlsen, Krammnik and Capablanca in a simul
game, while playing blindfolded and giving them an advantage of knight,
rook and three queens. The Jews payed Carlsen (who is 85.7% jewish) never to speak about it".

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Bobby_Fischer
This is so inaccurate- it does not even mention that Fischer consistently ignored MY challenges, and persistently withdrew from or dodged entirely any tournament I ever entered. He studiously AVOIDED playing me in chess because he knew he would lose.

I tell everyone it's an Aryan conspiracy, but people are blinded by the ... whitewash.

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Fischowitz and I have a lot in common. It would appear we both like the green M&Ms.

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These guys know their stuff, they did one for Kasparov too:

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Garry_Kasparov

Some fascinating research.... I hadn't realised how many attempts had been made on his life!

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Originally posted by @paul-leggett
This is so inaccurate- it does not even mention that Fischer consistently ignored [b]MY challenges, and persistently withdrew from or dodged entirely any tournament I ever entered. He studiously AVOIDED playing me in chess because he knew he would lose.

I tell everyone it's an Aryan conspiracy, but people are blinded by the ... whitewash.[/b]
I wouldn't be so open about that, if I were you, Paul. Next thing you know, somebody wants to check your DNA against Stormy Daniels' child... She is so obviously revealing that she is concealing a big secret.

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Originally posted by @moonbus
I wouldn't be so open about that, if I were you, Paul. Next thing you know, somebody wants to check your DNA against Stormy Daniels' child... She is so obviously revealing that she is concealing a big secret.
Well, "big secret" is just a pet nickname...

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