Originally posted by UmbrageOfSnowMy dog once rolled in a rotting deer corpse. That was really not nice, not nice at all. It was so not nice, that we had to drag her yelping into the nearest stream and wash her down, it was not pretty, I lost a good deal of my skin that day.
Well I feel for you there. Post roll-in-crap dog smells far worse than any crap on its own. And in the car too. But it isn't really the cow's fault.
Originally posted by StarrmanYou should have just drowned her in the stream or beaten her with rocks.
My dog once rolled in a rotting deer corpse. That was really not nice, not nice at all. It was so not nice, that we had to drag her yelping into the nearest stream and wash her down, it was not pretty, I lost a good deal of my skin that day.
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Originally posted by StarrmanMy old dogs, two German Shepherds, were quite a lethal pair. The neighbourhood cats used to prowl along the walls in our area at night, until one night a cat must have accidently slipped off the wall and into our garden. At the end of the melee my one German Shepherd had a bit of a scratch on her nose. The cat was completely decimated, so my dad threw it over the wall onto the lawn on the street side.
My dog once rolled in a rotting deer corpse. That was really not nice, not nice at all. It was so not nice, that we had to drag her yelping into the nearest stream and wash her down, it was not pretty, I lost a good deal of my skin that day.
A few days later in the weekly community newspaper there was a letter from a lady complaining about an "inconsiderate driver" who didn't stop to report that he had "knocked over" her kitty. What is the world coming to?
Originally posted by abaloneWhy is it that pantomimes always have transvestites in them? The adolescent boy is played by a girl and the ageing woman is played by a bloke. Perosnally I would like to see a lady boy chorus and some fat sweaty prison inmate in a string vest introduced into the traditional set up. I mean come on, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves would work fantastically with that!
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Originally posted by Starrmana) do we think you are trying to kill this excellent thread - where a simple one word post would suffice (and you started it!!!)
Why is it that pantomimes always have transvestites in them? The adolescent boy is played by a girl and the ageing woman is played by a bloke. Perosnally I would like to see a lady boy chorus and some fat sweaty prison inmate in a string vest introduced into the traditional set up. I mean come on, Ali Baba and the 40 thieves would work fantastically with that!
b) have you seen any pantomimes - where the sanest thing would be to lock the doors and set fire to the place - probably on opening nite when there would be the greatest number of no-hopers in the audience
c) fat blokes in vests - have you got a decent therapist?
d) ...... and the next word (phrase) is
LOOK BEHIND YOU ( Yes Mr S I mean now!)
