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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
From what I hear of hell the only masturbating you'll be doing is having pitchforks in the arse...
Would that really be all that bad? Is that the best the guy can do?

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Originally posted by SJ247
Would that really be all that bad? Is that the best the guy can do?
A pitchfork in the ass hurts. Probably. I'm not speaking from experience or anything....heh...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
A pitchfork in the ass hurts. Probably. I'm not speaking from experience or anything....heh...
So does a finger. Probably.

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Originally posted by SJ247
So does a finger. Probably.
You'd have to be quite a good aim to hit a finger with a pitchfork!

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Originally posted by SJ247
So does a finger. Probably.
Not if you allow the analring (not a dirty word mind you moderators) to adjust to the intruding object (whatever it is - as long as it's not too big of course - or sharp, for that matter - obviously, but you never know). Analsex can in fact be quite pleasurable if done correctly. If not, it's extremely painful since the analring will respond to the intrusion by spasm (trying to close). That's extremely painful. Whenever that happens stop the movement completely and allow the muscle to adjust to the intrusion and relax again.

Why, I remember when me and my girlfriend at the time experimented with sodomy and we had read this whole article about how its done properly. It worked pretty well for her, although the embarrassment she felt for doing it made it hard for her to relax properly. Well, you can just imagine how I did when she decided to poke her finger up my rectum. Geez!!! That was excrutiating pain like you can't imagine. We had a good laugh and stopped trying so hard. After a few weeks we were quite good at it and we both found it to be an enhancement to our sexlife (once we could relax and feel natural about it, that is).

Oh, and lubricant is always a good idea.

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Originally posted by stocken
Not if you allow the analring (not a dirty word mind you moderators) to adjust to the intruding object (whatever it is - as long as it's not too big of course). Analsex can in fact be quite pleasurable if done correctly. If not, it's extremely painful since the analring will respond to the intrusion by spasm (trying to close). That's extremely painful. Whene ...[text shortened]... could relax and feel natural about it, that is).

Oh, and lubricant is always a good idea.
I'm taking bets... opening at 30 minutes...

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
I'm taking bets... opening at 30 minutes...
Opening what? Is it pleasurable?

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Originally posted by stocken
Opening what? Is it pleasurable?
How long it'll be before you get banned.

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Originally posted by Derfel Cadarn
How long it'll be before you get banned.
I may have done stupid things in my earlier youth, but I'm not in fact stupid. Now. Well, not that stupid. I got it.

I'm guessing if the guerilla is still active I will last 15 minutes from when you posted the question. 🙂

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Originally posted by stocken
Not if you allow the analring (not a dirty word mind you moderators) to adjust to the intruding object (whatever it is - as long as it's not too big of course). Analsex can in fact be quite pleasurable if done correctly. If not, it's extremely painful since the analring will respond to the intrusion by spasm (trying to close). That's extremely painful. Whene ...[text shortened]... could relax and feel natural about it, that is).

Oh, and lubricant is always a good idea.
My gawd, how could you DO such an AWful thing? That is so ungentlemanly! You're going to hell for sure!!

pssst...You available? Back in 10.

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Originally posted by stocken
I may have done stupid things in my earlier youth, but I'm not in fact stupid. Now. Well, not that stupid. I got it.

I'm guessing if the guerilla is still active I will last 15 minutes from when you posted the question. 🙂
You are overdue. I guess it may take a bit longer on a Sunday evening.

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Originally posted by SJ247
pssst...You available?
Why? You have a man. Are you trying to hook me up with some ladyfriend of yours who can't find a good, sexy hunk on her own?

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Originally posted by Nordlys
You are overdue. I guess it may take a bit longer on a Sunday evening.
I guess so. If someone has alerted the mods (and I'm pretty sure "someone" has), it shouldn't take long. My new guess. An hour.

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Originally posted by stocken
Why? You have a man. Are you trying to hook me up with some ladyfriend of yours who can't find a good, sexy hunk on her own?
My man is a little man who lives under my pillow.

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Originally posted by stocken
I guess so. If someone has alerted the mods (and I'm pretty sure "someone" has), it shouldn't take long. My new guess. An hour.
Maybe the someones who would alert the mods are just as offline as the mods.

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