Originally posted by jareyesWell, even though I have experienced a lot and developed various techniques to prolong the pleasure for me (and when with a partner, her), I'm sure there's still more to learn. I figured if we exchange ideas we might all be better off for it.
really?... why?
But it was something about this forum being a family oriented one and people don't masturbate if they live in families (even in the privacy of their own rooms). Apparently.
Originally posted by Moldy CrowNae, I'm just testing the limits in anticipation for the reopening of my "masturbation techniques" thread. I can actually live with a few posts being banned. Surely they won't ban me for a few posts. Right? Just the posts?
You might want to chose a different way of saying this after your last post about wacking your dummy.
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Originally posted by Derfel CadarnThe more the marrier. 😀
LMAO ban won't be the only thing on his hands....
I once had a thermos filled with minced meat in my hands and... well, it wasn't as enjoyable as I had thought actually. Just sloppy. Of course, I was young and (more importantly) foolish back then.
The most embarrassing thing I've ever done was when I used those suckling things used for extracting cows milk (don't know what they're called in english). It was me and three equally stupid drunk buddies. Now, those things can suck a football through a firehose, so we thought it would be a great idea to use them (as we had had little success with the ladies that night - for obvious reasons). Thinking about it I can't help but laugh. I can only imagine what we looked like when we desperately tried to make our way to the off switch. Needless to say, our pleasure sticks wouldn't provide us much pleasure for the next few (five-six) months.
Ooooh, those were the days... 😏