As he he heads to the loo, having just come from the much less popular establishment down the road, where everything is NOT paid for, due to his oversized head, the one atop his neck, he hits the top of the doorframe knocking himself out, much to the amusement of the other patrons.π²π€
@great-big-steessaid As he he heads to the loo, having just come from the much less popular establishment down the road, where everything is NOT paid for, due to his oversized head, the one atop his neck, he hits the top of the doorframe knocking himself out, much to the amusement of the other patrons.π²π€
A trickle of blood runs down the handsome man’s temple and the women in the bar rush over to he assistance and there’s a small kerfuffle as they jostle to cradle his head, one brings some water, another a damp cloth. “You are just too tall” one whispers. Stees and Trump stop laughing and gently sip their Malibu shandies, peering over them at the mini-drama.
@divegeestersaid A trickle of blood runs down the handsome man’s temple and the women in the bar rush over to he assistance and there’s a small kerfuffle as they jostle to cradle his head, one brings some water, another a damp cloth. “Your just too tall” one whispers. Stees and Trump stop laughing and gently sip their Malibu shandies, peering over them at the mini-drama.
Stees says lets cut out the middle man. He phones the mortuary and asks them to send a wagon. Trump laughs.
Heartless swines.
@kevin-elevensaid So I guess this might be a bad time to ask for a broccoli-tempura bowl and a large glass of iced tea (Al-Kbous if available) . . .
Here, at the Tavern, there are never any bad times for anything or anybody…not even Dive. His “wound is taken care of without the need for the aforementioned “wagon” and is now sitting with the ladies who came to his aid and enjoying, not only their company but a beverage.
@great-big-steessaid Here, at the Tavern, there are never any bad times for anything or anybody…not even Dive. His “wound is taken care of without the need for the aforementioned “wagon” and is now sitting with the ladies who came to his aid and enjoying, not only their company but a beverage.
π π π I will have a large alcoholic beverage please.