The Halloween Limerick Competition

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Misfit Queen

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@divegeester said
Because it’s the man who got it?
Can’t appeal to just the machismo death instincts, and women make better killers anyway.
The surprise ending.

Just say, "Thank you, Suzianne."

Treat Everyone Equal

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
One of the best limericks so far was written by Dive and deservedly was well received.
I quite agree with you for the few times I have. 😉

I know gave all his limericks a thumb up!!! 😉

He does have an knack with them!

-VR

Pawn Whisperer

My Kingdom fora Pawn

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@divegeester said
Because it’s the man who got it?
Can’t appeal to just the machismo death instincts, and women make better killers anyway.
[smacks head] - What.....??

You trying to get laid or something lol

or killed

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@earl-of-trumps said
[smacks head] - What.....??

You trying to get laid or something lol

or killed
Stop talking 'silly', who you trying to impress now?

Never mind we both know who. 😉

-VR

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@suzianne said
Just say, "Thank you, Suzianne."
What for?

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@divegeester said
What for?
Presumably for the compliment.

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@ghost-of-a-duke said
Presumably for the compliment.
What the “getting better” comment?
Hardly a compliment, one might even view it as a backhanded sleight.

Not interested.

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@ghost-of-a-duke removed their quoted post
This is friendly thread, why are you so keen to stir the pot Ghost of a Duke?

Misfit Queen

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@divegeester said
What for?
And you actually wonder why I don't bother to say anything to you.

Your whining about my treatment of you is just a McGuffin for your self-fulfilling prophecies. Good job.

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@suzianne said
And you actually wonder why I don't bother to say anything to you.

Your whining about my treatment of you is just a McGuffin for your self-fulfilling prophecies. Good job.
I don’t wonder anything of the sort.
And I’m not “whining about your treatment of me” in the slightest.

Stick to the topic here and leave your insincerity for other threads.

Thank you

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Please take your crap elsewhere Suzianne.

Treat Everyone Equal

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
Why do you continue with kind of talk?

-VR

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time for the Christmas limerick contest
I think this one is done