There was a young witch who fell for a guy
A warlock he was with a fearsome war cry
They wed under the moon
Then off on her broom
‘Cos his vehicle was in the garage having its gearbox replaced
There once was a ghost named Earl,
Whose wife's names was, coincidentally, Pearl,
He'd dived in the ocean,
And that caused such a commotion,
That it made the rest of the oysters "hurl".
