1. Joined
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    23 Mar '23 05:131 edit
    If you are dating a man who makes you cry all the time, you are not dating a man, you are dating an onion.
  2. Joined
    28 Oct '05
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    34587
    23 Mar '23 05:17
    If you are dating a man who only wants sex all the time, you are not dating a man, you are dating a cucumber.
  3. Joined
    28 Oct '05
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    34587
    23 Mar '23 05:47
    If you are dating a man who only wants to spice things up all the time, you may not be dating a man, you may be dating a packet of monosodium glutinate.
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