@ghost-of-a-duke saidIf you believe that my self-deprecating humour is non-existent, then, once again, that is your prerogative.
Your jealousy, not your (non existent) self deprecating humour.
@happy-chappy saidDepends on how cold the beer is.
If one drops a can of beer,how long before it can be opened without the fizz factor?
Edit.
About 3 ft.
True story.
@happy-chappy saidCold and it slipped from my hand.
If one drops a can of beer,how long before it can be opened without the fizz factor?
Edit.
About 3 ft.
One hour and sprayed profusely.
What I did save was flat.
Bugger.
@happy-chappy saidDid you tap the top of the can repeatedly about 10-15 times (maybe several more for a 3 ft. drop)(and I mean a solid tap with the side of your thumb, not a weenie tap with a finger)?
Cold and it slipped from my hand.
One hour and sprayed profusely.
What I did save was flat.
Bugger.