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01 Mar 17

Originally posted by whodey
I just got done starting a company that makes land mines that look like prayer mats.

Prophets are going through the roof.
The police have jus apprehended two local youths ,one stole a car battery and the other stole a firework rocket .
A police officer has just released a statement .." at the moment we a charging one and the other we have let off ".

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01 Mar 17

Originally posted by moonbus
tRump.
Like T Rex but weaker and smaller hands.

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03 Mar 17

Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."

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03 Mar 17

Originally posted by Ponderable
Trump: "Foreign Policy?, if you mess with the United States, there will be hell toupee."
Trump: Federal Debit Policy "Toupee or not toupee that is the question."

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03 Mar 17

Originally posted by LEUR
Trump: Federal Debit Policy "Toupee or not toupee that is the question."
He's turning the US into a pantomime .Trump is now known as " Baldylocks and the three hairs "...( I like him actually )

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03 Mar 17

Originally posted by LEUR
Trump: Federal Debit Policy "Toupee or not toupee that is the question."
He would look better with a step ladder on his head or even his real ladder.

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04 Mar 17

Originally posted by whodey
He would look better with a step ladder on his head or even his real ladder.
Trump says " hair grows in smelly places ,around your rrrshole ,under your armpits and around your bollocks .My head smells fantastic "...

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04 Mar 17

Originally posted by phil3000
Trump says " hair grows in smelly places ,around your rrrshole ,under your armpits and around your bollocks .My head smells fantastic "...
I went to see my doctor the other day .
" doctor i said , I keep thinking I am a bell "
the doc replied .." well go away and take these tablets, and after the course of tablets has run out and nothing has changed give me a ring "

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06 Mar 17
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Did you hear the one about the cows who would not leave the marijuana field?. It was the pot calling the cattle back.

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06 Mar 17

Originally posted by phil3000
Trump says " hair grows in smelly places ,around your rrrshole ,under your armpits and around your bollocks .My head smells fantastic "...
All I know is, after Trump was elected, many Latinos are now living under a constant state of fear of deportation. In fact, I worry deeply about my Latino mother-in-law that lives at 1353 4rth Street, LA 90023, blue house on the corner, she gets off work at 6 P.M.

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Originally posted by whodey
All I know is, after Trump was elected, many Latinos are now living under a constant state of fear of deportation. In fact, I worry deeply about my Latino mother-in-law that lives at 1353 4rth Street, LA 90023, blue house on the corner, she gets off work at 6 P.M.
You are a real shtt you know that? Obviously fake but following the Trumpf pattern.

Oh, I forgot to say. Not funny.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
You are a real shtt you know that? Obviously fake but following the Trumpf pattern.

Oh, I forgot to say. Not funny.
I never knew my real shtt, I only knew my step shtt. Very sad story

Incidentally, you spelled Trumfp wrong

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Originally posted by phil3000
I went to see my doctor the other day .
" doctor i said , I keep thinking I am a bell "
the doc replied .." well go away and take these tablets, and after the course of tablets has run out and nothing has changed give me a ring "
My doctor took one look at my gut and refused to believe that I work out.
So I listed the exercises I do every day:
jump to conclusions, climb the walls, drag my heels, 
push my luck, make mountains out of molehills, bend over backward, run around in circles,
put my foot in my mouth, go over the edge, and beat around the bush.

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Originally posted by sonhouse
You are a real shtt you know that? Obviously fake but following the Trumpf pattern.

Oh, I forgot to say. Not funny.
FYI, people who come to this forum on this thread come to laugh.

Now repeat after me H - A - H - A.

Again.

H - A - H - A

Repeat this until you begin to do what is referred to as "smiling"

No worries, I will not charge you for this session.

I come here to laugh, Its' not like the spirituality forums or political forums were I......um......yea, I go there to laugh as well.

Never mind

Forget everything.