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This is the very best tasting cat recipe I have ever had. The seasoning packs really give the meat a fantastic flavor, and the gravy gives the stew a great “Stick-to-your ribs” taste. Best served with fresh baked Italian bread and a light Pinio Grigio wine.

Ingredients:

2 – 3 Cats cut and cubed for stew meat
2 boxes Lipton garlic and chive potato seasoning packs
4 – 5 large potatoes cut and cubed
1 cup sliced carrots
1 lg. white onion, sliced and diced
1 jar Heinz heat and eat Brown gravy

Soak the cat pieces in saltwater overnight.
Preheat oven to 350 degrees.
Brown the cat pieces in a skillet with a small amount of oil.
Use one package of Lipton potato seasoning to coat the cat meat and the other package of seasoning to coat the potatoes (Follow the directions on the box).
Spread the cat, potatoes, carrots and onion on a shallow baking sheet and bake at 350 degrees for 45 minutes.
Add the gravy and bake for an additional 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Enjoy.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is the very best tasting cat recipe I have ever had. The seasoning packs really give the meat a fantastic flavor, and the gravy gives the stew a great “Stick-to-your ribs” taste. Best served with fresh baked Italian bread and a light Pinio Grigio wine.

Ingredients:

2 – 3 Cats cut and cubed for stew meat
2 boxes Lipton garlic and chive pota ...[text shortened]... minutes.
Add the gravy and bake for an additional 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Enjoy.
I have to hand it to you. You are the Sultan of Sickness.

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
I have to hand it to you. You are the Sultan of Sickness.
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Cat tastes just like rabbit, slightly less gamey even. Plus, they're easier to catch, bait them with tuna and hit them in the head with a 3lb hammer. This way you're not picking shot out of the meat and you don't waste anything. Plus, they don't feel a thing, just out like a light and you can make a great pair of slippers out of the fur. People ask me if my slippers are real fur or synthetic... I always say 'yes'.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Don't knock it till you've tried it. Cat tastes just like rabbit, slightly less gamey even. Plus, they're easier to catch, bait them with tuna and hit them in the head with a 3lb hammer. This way you're not picking shot out of the meat and you don't waste anything. Plus, they don't feel a thing, just out like a light and you can make a great pair ...[text shortened]... the fur. People ask me if my slippers are real fur or synthetic... I always say 'yes'.
Will you come and eat my cat? She's a pest.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is the very best tasting cat recipe I have ever had. The seasoning packs really give the meat a fantastic flavor, and the gravy gives the stew a great “Stick-to-your ribs” taste. Best served with fresh baked Italian bread and a light Pinio Grigio wine.

Ingredients:

2 – 3 Cats cut and cubed for stew meat
2 boxes Lipton garlic and chive pota ...[text shortened]... minutes.
Add the gravy and bake for an additional 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Enjoy.
If I could just add one thing: be sure to choose a cat who has not been spayed. Spayed cats tend to be much fattier and don't have as much of that delightful gamey flavour.

Trust me, I'm Korean.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is the very best tasting cat recipe I have ever had. The seasoning packs really give the meat a fantastic flavor, and the gravy gives the stew a great “Stick-to-your ribs” taste. Best served with fresh baked Italian bread and a light Pinio Grigio wine.

Ingredients:

2 – 3 Cats cut and cubed for stew meat
2 boxes Lipton garlic and chive pota ...[text shortened]... minutes.
Add the gravy and bake for an additional 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Enjoy.
Sounds pretty good if you're someone who likes to eat...cat...

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Shame on you all.
Animal cruelty is no laughing matter.

Cats are wonderful creatures.


Originally posted by Patrick97
Shame on you all.
Animal cruelty is no laughing matter.

Cats are wonderful creatures.
Of course they are and they make a tasty treat. I can't tell you how much pussy I've eaten over the years.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Of course they are and they make a tasty treat. I can't tell you how much pussy I've eaten over the years.
Point, game, set and match to the Sultan of Sickness!!!

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
Of course they are and they make a tasty treat. I can't tell you how much pussy I've eaten over the years.
Bet you have eaten alot of weiners too.😉

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Originally posted by Patrick97
Shame on you all.
Animal cruelty is no laughing matter.

Cats are wonderful creatures.
I agree. So why is my cat so cruel to me, a poor, defenceless animal?

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
This is the very best tasting cat recipe I have ever had. The seasoning packs really give the meat a fantastic flavor, and the gravy gives the stew a great “Stick-to-your ribs” taste. Best served with fresh baked Italian bread and a light Pinio Grigio wine.

Ingredients:

2 – 3 Cats cut and cubed for stew meat
2 boxes Lipton garlic and chive pota ...[text shortened]... minutes.
Add the gravy and bake for an additional 15 minutes, stirring occasionally.

Enjoy.
Too funny! Recc'd

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Originally posted by darvlay
If I could just add one thing: be sure to choose a cat who has not been spayed. Spayed cats tend to be much fattier and don't have as much of that delightful gamey flavour.

Trust me, I'm Korean.
I hear Koreans are good eatin' too. Which is tastier, North or South?

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Originally posted by shortcircuit
Point, game, set and match to the Sultan of Sickness!!!
Someone had to do it.

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Originally posted by Hand of Hecate
a light Pinio Grigio wine
Pinot Grigio (Grey Pinot)

By the way during the war a lot of cats were eaten here.............at least many old men assured me that they did, rumor is that it's really similar to rabbit, both for the taste and meat consistency.

Nowadays the rumor is that chinese restaurants resort a lot to cats for their dishes....................urban legend?😲

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