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And then the murders began

And then the murders began

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@kevin-eleven said
"I beg your pardon. I never promised you a rose garden." And then the murders began.
I believe there is a patent on those words. And then the murders began.

-VR


Karen stepped out of her electric car, eating her vegan roll, carrying her bamboo bag, and recycled umbrella, she saw a man tucking in to a bacon sandwich. And then the murders began...


Father Christmas got stuck partway down the chimney, his belt caught in the brickwork, "F@$I this sh^t, I hate children anyway," he screamed, and then the murders begin.


The mass murderer logged on to her YouTube channel and began to film, calling her fans to follow her in to the next life. And then the murders began


“After all, one can’t complain. I have my friends.” And then the murders began.

Eeyore - Winnie the Pooh

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Good one! I still do give some of your posts a green thumb, I'll have you know.

And then the murder(s) began.*

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*If it turns out to be just the one victim but multiple murderers, I'm not sure if that would be singular or plural.


Mother Theresa and Ghandi sat together, matching shot for shot, eyes glaring at each other as their friends eased out their weapons. And then the murders began.


@kevin-eleven said
Good one! I still do give some of your posts a green thumb, I'll have you know.

And then the murder(s) began.*

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*If it turns out to be just the one victim but multiple murderers, I'm not sure if that would be singular or plural.
People worry too much about grammar.........and then the murders began.

-VR


@paul-a-roberts said
The mass murderer logged on to her YouTube channel and began to film, calling her fans to follow her in to the next life. And then the murders began
Too close to real life for my taste. But to each his own, right or wrong. And then the murders began.


“To alcohol! The cause of, and solution, to all of life's problems." And then the murders began.

Homer Simpson


"I guess one person can make a difference. But most of the time, they probably shouldn't." And then the murders began.

Marge Simpson


The murderer entered the charming cafe by the seafront and ordered a pot of tea and a delicious slice of home made lemon sponge. And then the murders began...


I've got two lads (12 & 14), ease the lockdown - and that's when the murders began.

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I couldn't see through the burning lights shining through the rain, but I knew that they were close. And then the murders began...


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