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Originally posted by darvlay
Most people hate Steinberger guitars. Therein lies the problem.
most people who say they hate tin machine have never really listened to it. it's just a weird myth that lives on and on. I guess it's somehow comforting to think bowie isn't almighty. but he is.

that list lacked elvis. and I guess zappa must have spilled out more crap than anyone, save elvis. the king has a crap/gold ratio of roughly 99/1, where as the king of moustache maybe only 80/20. still, that 20% is more records than say the complete beatles discography.

I'm pretty at ease with celine dion being there. but isn't it actually great how bad manowar is?

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Originally posted by wormwood
most people who say they hate tin machine have never really listened to it. it's just a weird myth that lives on and on. I guess it's somehow comforting to think bowie isn't almighty. but he is.

that list lacked elvis. and I guess zappa must have spilled out more crap than anyone, save elvis. the king has a crap/gold ratio of roughly 99/1, where as the k ...[text shortened]... retty at ease with celine dion being there. but isn't it actually great how bad manowar is?
Arrrested development. sorry. good band.

Celin Dion. yes horrible.

The worst of all time.
easy

Europe....The Final countdown. what a crap song.

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Some one forgot Del Amitri. That dumb band from the UK with that annoyingly whiney lead singer. The only band i have seen where i actually demanded my money back from the venue management.
Absolutely shocking and out of tune live.

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Primus and the Doors don't belong with the likes of Vanilla Ice and Blind Melon.

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Originally posted by darvlay
According to Blender magazine:

http://www.blender.com/guide/articles.aspx?id=466

It's hard to argue with numero uno on that list.
Noo Wakeman, why is he up there?!?!?!?

Wahhhhh!!

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man.....I scrolled down all the way, and didnt even see Don Henleys name once! I thought it would be up there at least twice. I got excited when I got to 10 and still hadnt seen it, thought for sure it be number 1!

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Originally posted by darvlay
It was written by someone trying to get paid and provide a few laughs. By no means are any of these lists a standard of some sort.

Jesus, you people are becoming gayer by the day.
I thought the list was pretty funny, probably one of the better worst 50 lists I've seen - sure some of those bands probably shouldn't be on there, but why do you guys honestly care so much?

BTW, I've only heard a few of songs by The Doors, and I tried to like them, but I really didn't think there were really that fantastic. Maybe not 50 worst bad, but it doesn't really make a difference.

You guys honestly haven't heard of Blender?

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I haven't read the thread but I'll just say three words...

Bay City Rollers

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Blind Melon??
The Doors??
Jamiroquai??

Seriously, who made this list?

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Originally posted by cmsMaster
I thought the list was pretty funny, probably one of the better worst 50 lists I've seen - sure some of those bands probably shouldn't be on there, but why do you guys honestly care so much?

BTW, I've only heard a few of songs by The Doors, and I tried to like them, but I really didn't think there were really that fantastic. Maybe not 50 worst bad, but it doesn't really make a difference.

You guys honestly haven't heard of Blender?
I'm not that crazy about The Doors either. They just don't do it for me. Jimi Hendrix too. Way over rated and and just not the guitar genius everyone would have him be.

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I like Primus...

Primus Suck!

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Originally posted by darvlay
What a great point of interest.

Let's all compile a completely objective list of the Top 50 Worst Artists in the world and analyze the list as if it weren't just a bloody joke.

I'll do mine:

50 Worst Musicians:

It's a tie between 50 tone deaf chinamen with unpronouncable names.

Now discuss.
I think even a "50 worst" list that's meant to be humorous, still ought to decide if it wants to be about the 50 worst bands, or 50 worst artists.

Celine Dion? Not a band. It just seems like there's more than one of her because she's so damn shrill.

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Originally posted by wormwood
most people who say they hate tin machine have never really listened to it. it's just a weird myth that lives on and on. I guess it's somehow comforting to think bowie isn't almighty. but he is.

I'm pretty at ease with celine dion being there. but isn't it actually great how bad manowar is?
Manowar? I thought they were a joke when I was 16...

The two Tin Machine albums and Never Let Me Down were Bowie's shall we say least great albums. There were some good songs...but there were also some truly embarrassing moments (Day In, Day Out!).

Surely Mike & The Mechanics deserve an honourable mention.

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Originally posted by Will Everitt
I like Primus...

Primus Suck!
herb the ginseng drummer!

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