Spirituality
02 Mar 16
03 Mar 16
Originally posted by wolfgang59Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).
Matthew, Mark, Luke & John for the back four in front of St Peter (nothing gets past him)
The Wisdom of Solomon is needed in the middle of the park joined by Samson and Goliath to beef it up.
Up front Adam & Eve. (They play well together)
Its an old idea but I'd play the Holy Spirit as sweeper.
I expect Moses would be referee.
edit: Jesus on the bench!
03 Mar 16
Originally posted by sonshipDo you recall who created that thread?
[b] *Possibly the worst thread ever created.
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No, I think after all these years "Bigfoot on Mars" probably still has that dubious distinction on the Spirituality Forum.[/b]
04 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeSuper Sub!
Can't believe you would keep Jesus on the bench. The dude can perform miracles! (I appreciate the bible makes no reference to 'sporting miracles' but if he can walk on water he can certainly bend it like Beckham).
Not sure he would last the whole 90 minutes.
Pilate on the opposition might crucify him.
06 Mar 16
Originally posted by Ghost of a DukeFC Nazareth's Joseph might just end up the subject of sex scandal and gossip and his protestations of "I never touched her, m'Lord" aren't going to make it go away. Don't pick him.
One thing's for sure, you don't want Joseph on your team, prancing about in his multi-coloured dream coat.