Worst joke in history

@leur said
Bad jokes I really love 'em
Bad jokes I can't get enough of 'em

From the movie "A Prairie Home Companion"

How many dyslexics does it light to take a change bulb?

From the radio show "A Prairie Home Companion"

science tells us that women who carry a bit of extra weight live longer than the men who remark upon it

I bought some shoes from a drug dealer,
and I don't know what he laced them with,
but I've been tripping all day

every time i hear “Big Pharma” i just imagine Arnold Schwarzenegger yelling at a large farmer

stolen from the internet
hidden in a septic tank
these words will make me rich
you can take that to the bank


I won't tell you my pizza joke - Too cheesy
Jokes about sushi - Sounds fishy
The rubber band joke - A stretch
That oven insult - A true burn.
A joke about clocks - About time!
A paper joke - How tearable
Coffee joke didn't make it here - It got mugged

@rookie54 said
stolen from the internet
hidden in a septic tank
these words will make me rich
you can take that to the bank


I won't tell you my pizza joke - Too cheesy
Jokes about sushi - Sounds fishy
The rubber band joke - A stretch
That oven insult - A true burn.
A joke about clocks - About time!
A paper joke - How tearable
Coffee joke didn't make it here - It got mugged

I went to a zoo the other day which only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu.

@indonesia-phil said
I went to a zoo the other day which only had one dog in it. It was a Shih Tzu.

That joke sir is too good for this thread.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
That joke sir is too good for this thread.

Glad to have brightened your day.

dwayne "the rock" johnson, muttering under his breath
"dammit, ANOTHER one"
as he throws broken scissors in the bin

@rookie54 said
dwayne "the rock" johnson, muttering under his breath
"dammit, ANOTHER one"
as he throws broken scissors in the bin

terrible
I will check in with VR
see what he thinks
he likes strong men

The Los Angeles Dodgers

@ghost-of-a-duke said
Do you even know what Brexit is?

Is there anyone in Britain that does?

@huckleberryhound said
Is there anyone in Britain that does?

Yes, it's mess, and a huge mistake which should never have been allowed to happen.

Mr and Mrs Smith and Mr and Mrs Ball were walking down the road when they came upon two men who were trapped in their vehicle after a car accident. One of the men was lucky, he was pulled out by the Smiths.