1. Standard memberwolfgang59
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    11 Oct '19 21:41
    @very-rusty said
    NO...Kegge!! πŸ˜›

    -VR
    Clever!

    I see the "Quick Wit & Repartee" Correspondence course you took is paying off.
  2. Standard memberAnderssen
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    11 Oct '19 21:57
    @coquette said
    Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.

    News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screws
    LoL good one.
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    11 Oct '19 22:34
    @coquette said
    Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.

    News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screws
    A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
  4. Standard memberAnderssen
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    11 Oct '19 22:50
    Well I'm not explaining it πŸ™„

    coquette can πŸ˜‰
  5. Subscribercoquette
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    12 Oct '19 00:56
    @indonesia-phil said
    A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
    Ambiguity intentionality. If it needs splainin', forgetaboutit.
  6. Standard memberAnderssen
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    12 Oct '19 01:15
    Back in the day coquette was the queen bee.
    So hot πŸ€—
    Still is I'm sure but less active here...
  7. Subscribermoonbus
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    12 Oct '19 06:06
    @indonesia-phil said
    A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
    THE LYING SEXIST MISOGYNIST TROLL INDONESIA PHIL CLAIMS NOT TO KNOW WHAT 'SCREWING' HAS TO DO WITH ASSAULT !
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    12 Oct '19 06:44
    @coquette said
    Ambiguity intentionality. If it needs splainin', forgetaboutit.
    Thought I'd give you the chance to make the joke make sense, anyway on a similar(ish) theme, here's an even worse joke.

    Two peanuts walking down the road, one was asalted.
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    @moonbus said
    THE LYING SEXIST MISOGYNIST TROLL INDONESIA PHIL CLAIMS NOT TO KNOW WHAT 'SCREWING' HAS TO DO WITH ASSAULT !
    Sounds a bit high - feminist for the general forum.
  10. Standard membercaissad4
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    12 Oct '19 07:11
    My dog has no nose .
    How does he smell ?
    Terrible !
  11. Subscriberrookie54
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    12 Oct '19 12:36
    a dirty joke
    rusty rolled in the mud
    the end
  12. SubscriberThe Gravedigger
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    12 Oct '19 13:35
    A chap was driving along in his sports car.
    He looked in the mirror and saw a chicken running behind him.
    He put his foot down but the chicken pulled out and overtook him.
    That was when he noticed the chicken had 3 legs.
    So he put his foot hard down on the accelerator and gave chase.
    Up ahead he saw the chicken run into a farm so he skidded through the gate and jumped out of his car.
    No sign of the chicken but the farmer came out to see what all the noise was about.
    Where's that chicken said the driver.
    Which chicken ? said the farmer.
    The three legged one.
    All my chickens have 3 legs said the farmer.
    Why is that ?
    Well come Sunday lunch my wife likes a chicken leg, my son likes a chicken leg, and I like a chicken leg replied the farmer.
    That's amazing said the driver, what do they taste like ?
    I don't know said the farmer. I've never been able to catch one.
  13. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    12 Oct '19 14:511 edit
    @rookie54 said
    a dirty joke
    rusty rolled in the mud
    the end
    Lame one rookie!

    Epic failure! πŸ˜‰

    -VR
  14. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    12 Oct '19 14:54
    @indonesia-phil said
    A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
    'screws', a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.

    -VR
  15. SubscriberVery Rusty
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    @wolfgang59 said
    Clever!

    I see the "Quick Wit & Repartee" Correspondence course you took is paying off.
    Never needed the Correspondence course wg59, you could use it though! πŸ˜› πŸ˜‰

    -VR
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