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Joined 09 Jun '07 Moves 48793 @very-rusty said
NO...Kegge!! π
-VRClever!
I see the "Quick Wit & Repartee" Correspondence course you took is paying off.
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 @coquette said
Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.
News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screwsLoL good one.
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 @coquette said
Inmate at the asylum escapes and commits an assault.
News story headline: Nuts, bolts and screwsA technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 Well I'm not explaining it π
coquette can π
Omaha, Nebraska, USA
Joined 04 Jul '06 Moves 1113856 @indonesia-phil said
A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?Ambiguity intentionality. If it needs splainin', forgetaboutit.
Joined 04 Oct '19 Moves 1360 Back in the day coquette was the queen bee.
So hot π€
Still is I'm sure but less active here...
Joined 31 May '12 Moves 8142 @indonesia-phil said
A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?THE LYING SEXIST MISOGYNIST TROLL INDONESIA PHIL CLAIMS NOT TO KNOW WHAT 'SCREWING' HAS TO DO WITH ASSAULT !
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 @coquette said
Ambiguity intentionality. If it needs splainin', forgetaboutit.Thought I'd give you the chance to make the joke make sense, anyway on a similar(ish) theme, here's an even worse joke.
Two peanuts walking down the road, one was asalted.
Joined 15 Jun '10 Moves 46270 @moonbus said
THE LYING SEXIST MISOGYNIST TROLL INDONESIA PHIL CLAIMS NOT TO KNOW WHAT 'SCREWING' HAS TO DO WITH ASSAULT !Sounds a bit high - feminist for the general forum.
San Antonio, Texas
Joined 08 Mar '04 Moves 618628 My dog has no nose .
How does he smell ?
Terrible !
wildly content...
Joined 09 Mar '08 Moves 200687 a dirty joke
rusty rolled in the mud
the end
Overlook Hotel
Joined 04 Feb '11 Moves 46334 A chap was driving along in his sports car.
He looked in the mirror and saw a chicken running behind him.
He put his foot down but the chicken pulled out and overtook him.
That was when he noticed the chicken had 3 legs.
So he put his foot hard down on the accelerator and gave chase.
Up ahead he saw the chicken run into a farm so he skidded through the gate and jumped out of his car.
No sign of the chicken but the farmer came out to see what all the noise was about.
Where's that chicken said the driver.
Which chicken ? said the farmer.
The three legged one.
All my chickens have 3 legs said the farmer.
Why is that ?
Well come Sunday lunch my wife likes a chicken leg, my son likes a chicken leg, and I like a chicken leg replied the farmer.
That's amazing said the driver, what do they taste like ?
I don't know said the farmer. I've never been able to catch one.
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 595997 @rookie54 said
a dirty joke
rusty rolled in the mud
the endLame one rookie!
Epic failure! π
-VR
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 595997 @indonesia-phil said
A technical point for clarification; what has 'screws' got to do with an assault?'screws', a disrespectful slang term used by prisoners to describe prison officers.
-VR
Halifax, Nova Scotia
Joined 04 Oct '06 Moves 595997 @wolfgang59 said
Clever!
I see the "Quick Wit & Repartee" Correspondence course you took is paying off.Never needed the Correspondence course wg59, you could use it though! π π
-VR
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