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@very-rusty said
You should tell someone who cares! 😉

-VR
The Queen was unavailable and the Prime Minister involved in a protracted game of Monopoly.


@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Queen was unavailable and the Prime Minister involved in a protracted game of Monopoly.
As if either of them would give you the time of day Mr. trying to feel important! 😉 😛

-VR


will you two be going to the dance tonight?


@lemondrop said
will you two be going to the dance tonight?
Only if goad wears a dress! 😉

-VR


@very-rusty said
Only if goad wears a dress! 😉

-VR
To clarify, you'd go to a dance with a man if he wore a dress? Is that what you are saying?


@ghost-of-a-duke said
To clarify, you'd go to a dance with a man if he wore a dress? Is that what you are saying?
Well, if you wore one sure, what the hell everyone will be drunk at the Tavern anyways!!! 😉 😛 No one will even notice you, just think you were a really ugly woman is all. 😉

-VR


@ghost-of-a-duke said
The Queen was unavailable and the Prime Minister involved in a protracted game of Monopoly.
You don't say, sir 😵

I think I need a spritzer on that

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does any here meditate?
if so, what type or method do you use?
I do some breathing exercises to calm me
but I would like to advance
any advice?

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@lemondrop

I highly recommend doing this between drinks. 😉

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@earl-of-trumps said
@lemondrop

I highly recommend doing this between drinks. 😉
ok
but what I really want is to learn to levitate
to go so deep that I could defy the laws of physics
but I don't want to go to India

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@lemondrop said
does any here meditate?
if so, what type or method do you use?
I do some breathing exercises to calm me
but I would like to advance
any advice?
Toilet time is meditation time.

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@cheesemaster said
Toilet time is meditation time.
yes
you can meditate on the toilet
or in the toilet
I want to go where no turd has ever gone before

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@cheesemaster said
Haha 😆

Gross 😐

Unless you are actually talking about pork. I love me some pig!
That's NOT what she said.

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Naughty girl 😏

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Wait...

I'm confused 🤔

Are we flirting?

One side of my brain says yes.

The other side says I'm retarded. 🤔

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