Post a random fact about yourself.

@hand-of-hecate said
I spent a year hauling canoes and running trap lines for an outfitter in Northern Canada. it was the best and worst time of my life.

I accidently flushed my wallet down a toilet in Las Vegas
ruined my trip

@lemondrop said
I accidently flushed my wallet down a toilet in Las Vegas
ruined my trip

@very-rusty said
I seldom wear my halo in public!

@handyandy said
Does it get tangled up with your horns?

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I once (genuinely) had a job packing celery.

I never reached 6 foot. 5-11 and 3/4! I suspect I am slightly less today. Gravity wins in the end. 🙁

I’m something of an expert at speed pooping outside. -35F with blowing snow on a natural gas well site was the worst conditions under which I’ve had to poop. There’s areal technique to dropping trou at low temperatures. Done incorrectly, you run the risk of snow down your back, frigid balls and a frozen turd in your coveralls.

@hand-of-hecate said
I’m something of an expert at speed pooping outside. -35F with blowing snow on a natural gas well site was the worst conditions under which I’ve had to poop. There’s areal technique to dropping trou at low temperatures. Done incorrectly, you run the risk of snow down your back, frigid balls and a frozen turd in your coveralls.

I have an allergic reaction to the rugs in Ikea and have to rush through that section holding my breath.

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have an allergic reaction to the rugs in Ikea and have to rush through that section holding my breath.

I have a secret liking for the pick and mix sweets at Ikea. (The sour ones).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have a secret liking for the pick and mix sweets at Ikea. (The sour ones).

@ghost-of-a-duke said
I have a secret liking for the pick and mix sweets at Ikea. (The sour ones).

@wolfgang59 said
I still have nightmares of wandering around the Wembley IKEA.
I lost a friend there. The PTSD is always with me.