I shot enough rounds last year in pistol competitions to have fueled a South American coup.

i refuse to perform in porn movies

When I was ten, I was out on a windy day with my family and a £50 note blew itself onto my forehead.

My sister still talks about it.

@rookie54 said
i refuse to perform in porn movies

@hand-of-hecate said
Truly a loss to the midget porn industry.

I once got a C

"not what you think"

I’m on my 4th marriage.😲

@great-big-stees said
I’m on my 4th marriage.😲

YouTube

@rookie54 said
i refuse to perform in porn movies

@great-big-stees said
I’m on my 4th marriage.😲

@great-big-stees said
I’m on my 4th marriage.😲

I’ve been to Siberia.

@Hand-of-Hecate

Here is one: I hate random facts.....

When I was a kid, 793.8 was my favorite number.