Original limerick thread

Original limerick thread

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Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by wolfgang59
Once was a gent called GreenPawn
Who chessed from dusk to dawn
When his wife had a moan
He said with a groan
Would you rather I google some porn?
Porn doesn't rhyme with Pawn and dawn! 😛

Quiz Master

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Porn doesn't rhyme with Pawn and dawn! 😛
Once was a gent VR
His pedantry went too far
Said to Wolfgang59
"Oi - that don't rhyme"
And started a limerick war!

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Ajarn

Wat?

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I don't understand the scorn
For a word that rhymes with 'dawn'.
It's clear to see,
to all and me,
that the word is indeed, simply, 'porn'!

😉

-m.

Constant Gardener

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Australian cat

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Good question. Do you want me to re-post them all with numbers, then we can vote for our favourite first, second, third choices?

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Cowboy From Hell

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There once was a guy named mikelom
from a flood sadly lost his loved home
he stuck it out tough
when the going got rough
he used what he had in his dome

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Cowboy From Hell

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There once was a guy Handy Andy
who got into some fine old aged brandy
when the ladies dropped by
he did more than say hi
now we all know why he we call Andy Handy

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by mikelom
I don't understand the scorn
For a word that rhymes with 'dawn'.
It's clear to see,
to all and me,
that the word is indeed, simply, 'porn'!

😉

-m.
Good Job!

Only scorn and dawn do not rhyme! 😛 😉 😉

AABBA

Constant Gardener

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m
Ajarn

Wat?

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Good Job!

Only scorn and dawn do not rhyme! 😛 😉 😉

AABBA
You must speak in tongues that none of us know.

Please explain how scorn, pawn, porn and dawn do not rhyme.

-m.

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Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by mikelom
You must speak in tongues that none of us know.

Please explain how scorn, pawn, porn and dawn do not rhyme.

-m.
It depends on what accent you have. If you say "raise up lights," you just said "razor blades" in Australian. 🙂

Read a book!

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
Only scorn and dawn do not rhyme! 😛 😉 😉
Obviously you've never been to New York.

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
and words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with hiz dick,
he'd do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...

j

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Originally posted by rookie54
very rusty would not shut the f<>ck up,
yet words kept flowing from his gut,
he wouldn't write a limerick,
he must be playing with his dick,
hed do better with his keyboard up hiz butt...
Rookie met a girl called Anne Holt.
Up the aisle they decided to bolt.
He said you are he one,
took out his big tazer gun
and gave her a few thousand volts.

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by mikelom
You must speak in tongues that none of us know.

Please explain how scorn, pawn, porn and dawn do not rhyme.

-m.
Quite simple actually!

Scorn & dawn are suppose to rhyme!

AABBA ='s All the a's rhyme & the b's rhyme with each other.

Best I can explain it to you! 😛 😉 😉