Original limerick thread

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Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by apathist
I figure if the question is so obvious. See what I just did?
Trying to be cute?

It doesn't account for the simple fact you forgot the question mark.

Own up to your faults son! 😛 😉 😉

If I had any...I'd be the first to own up to them! 😀

looking for loot

western colorado

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Originally posted by Kewpie
Hi apathist - time for you to come up with a limerick - I'm sure you could find a troll or two to write about!
I'm not sure I really understand them. Limericks I mean. Trolls hardly show up on the radar anymore.

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by apathist
I'm not sure I really understand them. Limericks I mean. Trolls hardly show up on the radar anymore.
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A limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem,[1] especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The form can be found in England as of the early years of the 18th century.[2] It was popularized by Edward Lear in the 19th century,[3] although he did not use the term.

The following limerick is of unknown origin:

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
In space that is quite economical.

But the good ones I've seen
So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical

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Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
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A limerick is a kind of a witty, humorous, or nonsense poem,[1] especially one in five-line anapestic or amphibrachic meter with a strict rhyme scheme (AABBA), which is sometimes obscene with humorous intent. The form can be found in England as of the early years of the 18th century.[2] ...[text shortened]... ood ones I've seen
So seldom are clean

And the clean ones so seldom are comical
So Wiki likes dirty limericks.🙂

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I did that on my own. But they want me to go study. Can't I enjoy what you offer?

Treat Everyone Equal

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Originally posted by ChessPraxis
So Wiki likes dirty limericks.🙂
It appears that way my friend! 😉

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Originally posted by apathist
I did that on my own. But they want me to go study. Can't I enjoy what you offer?
As long as you're having fun that is the main thing!

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Cowboy From Hell

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Originally posted by Very Rusty
It appears that way my friend! 😉
There once was a player named Huck
Who drove a fast customized truck
he hit a big lump
the bottom went bump
was totaled that really did suck



LOL Ya'll thought I was gunna say &%$@

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For anyone who's having difficulty:
http://ettcweb.lr.k12.nj.us/forms/limerick.htm

Remember, it has to name a RedHotPawn player, preferably an active one.

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There is a great player - ChessP
Always a good friend to me.
We'll always be friends
No matter the trends,
So a Happy New Year to thee!

-m. 😉

Constant Gardener

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Ajarn

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There was a young lass named drewnogal,
who the youngsters would continually ogle.
She just didn't know,
But she still had the flow,
And was deemed as the town's greatest mogul ! 😛

-m.

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The post that was quoted here has been removed
There was a guy called chesspraxis
who refused to pay any more taxes.
He told the congress,
he wants to pay less,
or he'll be leaving in several taxis.

Quiz Master

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Once was a gent called GreenPawn
Who chessed from dusk to dawn
When his wife had a moan
He said with a groan
Would you rather I google some porn?