4/7/2017
@rookie54 invents the "scratch and sniff" app for most all smartphones with an "aroma exuder chip"
the patent request was denied
since that time he has selflessly devoted his entire fortune and 69% of his shack space to the invention of the levitation chip
and even tho many mysterious thingies have happened at or about the shack (reports of flying dogs, flying cats)
that patent has also been denied