Limerick Competition

@Ponderable

A fine effort sir.

@neilarini said
Delivery

There was a young poet from York
Who wrote many tomes about storks
You can't go wrong
With a bird that's so long
And brings babies to ladies and lords.

@ponderable said
I try my luck (and hope that it not a complete failure)

Orange man

There was a man with orange hair
who led his friend to despair
he wouldn't accept
anything for a fact
that didn't come out of his rear.

this bird of mine could not hold a tune
would sit in his cage stare at the moon
a songbird you're not
your throats in a knot
so I'll teach you how to play a bassoon

@very-rusty said
Well it is much better than mine!

-VR

@lemondrop said
I'm done
this should get some thumbs up

@rookie54 said
lemondrop proclaimed he was out
but the temptation was much too stout
he's a freak and a cad
quasimodo type sad
all the rest us can do is pout

@rookie54 said
lemondrop proclaimed he was out
but the temptation was much too stout
he's a freak and a cad
quasimodo type sad
all the rest us can do is pout

A man who lived in the Bahamas
Got fed up with life's little dramas
So he gave up employment
Now he lives for enjoyment
And spends his life in his pyjamas.

@indonesia-phil said
A man who lived in the Bahamas
Got fed up with life's little dramas
So he gave up employment
Now he lives for enjoyment
And spends his life in his pyjamas.

culinary

There was a man from Manchester
who had some fame as a jester
he created a rhyme
and spiced it with thyme
but that turned off his investor

off Topic: The Limerick Competition has the first eight places in the recommended thread list I think this is an achievement!

@ponderable said
culinary

There was a man from Manchester
who had some fame as a jester
he created a rhyme
and spiced it with thyme
but People preferred to eat Chester

off Topic: The Limerick Competition has the first eight places in the recommended thread list I think this is an achievement!

@very-rusty said
Isn't chester a place?

-VR

@ponderable said
My bad, the cheese is called "Chester" in Germany but in Britain it is called Cheshire cheese…

So disregard the entry

@ponderable said
My bad, the cheese is called "Chester" in Germany but in Britain it is called Cheshire cheese…

So disregard the entry