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free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

Joined
09 Mar 08
Moves
201350
36d

the most popular guy at the nudist colony can fetch a dozen doughnuts and two cups of coffee

Jack Torrance

Overlook Hotel

Joined
04 Feb 11
Moves
47072
36d

@moonbus said
I'm researching nudist colonies; bare with me.
Someone drilled a hole in the nudist colony fence. Police are looking into it.

Secret RHP coder

on the payroll

Joined
26 Nov 04
Moves
155080
34d

Aladdin got a lifetime ban from magic carpet racing!

He was caught using performance-enhancing rugs.

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined
22 Apr 05
Moves
657497
30d

@bigdogg said
Aladdin got a lifetime ban from magic carpet racing!

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My friend told me to stop making rug puns, but I just couldn’t weave it alone.

Joined
18 Jan 07
Moves
12475
21d

Which animal has 10 legs and 9 arms?

chemist

Linkenheim

Joined
22 Apr 05
Moves
657497
16d

What do you call a cat that’s been listening to too much Rock'n Roll?

Def Leppard