02 Sep 18
Originally posted by @sonhouseHinduism doesn't discount the possibility that humans can reincarnate as animals.
The major point of reincarnation is in fact human arrogance, that we would be so highly thought of by the gods, whatever THEY are, that we are given special treatment over the animals who presumably don't have this magical ability to pollute yet ANOTHER time and space over the original.
02 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeWell, it would be beyond the comprehension of a hamster, now wouldn’t it? I am not at liberty to divulge all of the details, however, I can reveal that the hamster was ‘liberated’ from a military ‘research’ facility, at considerable personal risk, smuggled out of the country, given a new identity, and placed in a safe house under the care of a certain 13-year old girl named Sarah (surely you remember Sarah?), who fed you endless bits of cheese (which does seem to have left an impression) and groomed your coat to keep you free of fleas. The cost of your upkeep was met privately by me, your ‘fairy godmother’ in that particular incarnation, the funds having been deducted from my wages as cook to Sarah’s family. You may redeem the debt in dark chocolate and cognac, if you prefer. (I have a fondness for dark chocolate and cognac).
The only thing I remember sir, from my hamster days, is stuffing my cheeks full of cheese.
Maybe (just maybe) I also recall borrowing three shillings from a chap with big ears and multiple chins, but how that accrued to 1200 pounds over several incarnations is beyond me.
The three shillings belonged to Duncan, the gardner. You had a fondness for shiny things; you may keep them.
You can verify the truth of this account by digging five meters away, NNW from the third poplar tree in the garden. You lived a full and happy life, after you were liberated, and your little corpse was buried there. (Unless the cat dug you up later...)
02 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeHinduism accepts all of the universe and its various angles. Buddhism,like Christianity as told be Jesus, only focusses on this life. Hinduism is like an ocean which refuses no streams or rivers.
Hinduism doesn't discount the possibility that humans can reincarnate as animals.
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @karoly-aczelSo you think Christianity doesn't focus on the afterlife? 🙄
Hinduism accepts all of the universe and its various angles. Buddhism,like Christianity as told be Jesus, only focusses on this life. Hinduism is like an ocean which refuses no streams or rivers.
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @karoly-aczelStay off of the drugs.
...Christianity as told be Jesus, only focusses on this life.
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @dj2beckerJesus doesn't
So you think Christianity doesn't focus on the afterlife? 🙄
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @divegeesterHaven't had a spliff in like 3 weeks. Got anything?
Stay off of the drugs.
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @karoly-aczelJohn 14:2
Jesus doesn't
In My Father’s house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you?
Originally posted by @dj2beckerUm yeah, and I found my room. (remember my comment was about reincarnation)
John 14:2
In My Father’s house are many rooms. If it were not so, would I have told you that I am going there to prepare a place for you?
03 Sep 18
Originally posted by @moonbusMy current incarnation sir has me living as a stingy Englishman.
Well, it would be beyond the comprehension of a hamster, now wouldn’t it? I am not at liberty to divulge all of the details, however, I can reveal that the hamster was ‘liberated’ from a military ‘research’ facility, at considerable personal risk, smuggled out of the country, given a new identity, and placed in a safe house under the care of a certain 13-ye ...[text shortened]... ou were liberated, and your little corpse was buried there. (Unless the cat dug you up later...)
See you in court.
04 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeBad karma?
My current incarnation sir has me living as a stingy Englishman.
See you in court.
Originally posted by @karoly-aczelYou talk in circles. Sad how you allow your imagination to undermine actual knowledge.
Jesus doesn't
Originally posted by @karoly-aczelA few weeks ago you said you had been off it for months or years was it. It’s obvious that much of your posting is influenced by narcotics of some sort. It will destroy your mind old chap.
Haven't had a spliff in like 3 weeks. Got anything?
04 Sep 18
Originally posted by @ghost-of-a-dukeSee you in the next incarnation. (Look for a hamster.)
My current incarnation sir has me living as a stingy Englishman.
See you in court.