Did Adam Have Balls?

Did Adam Have Balls?

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Originally posted by Zahlanzi
he cannot be omnipotent
Why not?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Do you go with the first Testament or the second one?
Never mind.

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Was Adam created with a full reproductive anatomy?
Yes. Why else do you think Adam became lonely?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Was Adam created with a full reproductive anatomy? If so, and if Eve was created as an afterthought in response to Adam's loneliness, what was the original purpose of all that equipment?
Is this the most imporntant thing you have to do? Wonder weather Adam had balls?? Here's a clue...He had sex with Eve multiple times,
and she gave birth to several children. Are you getting it now???
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Doesn't it take balls to disobey an infinitely powerful and wrathful God?

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Originally posted by DoctorScribbles
Was Adam created with a full reproductive anatomy? If so, and if Eve was created as an afterthought in response to Adam's loneliness, what was the original purpose of all that equipment?
"what was the original purpose of all that equipment?"


To urinate. What else? 😵

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Originally posted by josephw
[b]"what was the original purpose of all that equipment?"


To urinate. What else? 😵[/b]
Sweet Jesus, You need an anatomy lesson! If you neuter (cut his balls off) a dog, does he stop urinating?

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Originally posted by kirksey957
Sweet Jesus, You need an anatomy lesson! If you neuter (cut his balls off) a dog, does he stop urinating?
What are you talking about?

Nothing was said about Adam being neutered. Do you think God created Adam without a complete package? 😉

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Originally posted by josephw
What are you talking about?

Nothing was said about Adam being neutered. Do you think God created Adam without a complete package? 😉
Boy you're dense. The point is, you don't need "all that equipment" (in reference back to the initial post) in order to urinate.

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Originally posted by Lemonfello
Boy you're dense. The point is, you don't need "all that equipment" (in reference back to the initial post) in order to urinate.
I'm dense?

"Was Adam created with a full reproductive anatomy?"

Do you think that my post was in response to this absurdity?

It was a joke for crying out loud!

You're just picking on me because I always right. Right?

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Originally posted by josephw
I'm dense?

[b]"Was Adam created with a full reproductive anatomy?"


Do you think that my post was in response to this absurdity?

It was a joke for crying out loud!

You're just picking on me because I always right. Right?[/b]
I'm dense?

Quite often, yes.

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EDIT: I keed, I keed.

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Originally posted by LemonJello
[b]I'm dense?

Quite often, yes.

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EDIT: I keed, I keed.[/b]
You caught that! Good. I get a great laugh when I do that. You should try it sometime.

You are right of course. I am dense. Too often. But what I can't understand why you think you need to say so publicly.

Care to explain?

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Originally posted by josephstalin
You caught that! Good. I get a great laugh when I do that. You should try it sometime.

You are right of course. I am dense. Too often. But what I can't understand why you think you need to say so publicly.

Care to explain?
You should try it sometime.

Maybe I will.

But what I can't understand why you think you need to say so publicly.

Like I said: I keed, I keed.

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Originally posted by LemonJello
[b]You should try it sometime.

Maybe I will.

But what I can't understand why you think you need to say so publicly.

Like I said: I keed, I keed.[/b]
OK, I'm dense. What is "keed"?