What can I do for global warming?

I'm trying to take part in the global warming situation and I want to speed it up so the world is a shythole before I die.

Any suggestions?

No...I meant what I said.

😂 where did you go?

@Anderssen

Well, global warming is caused by carbon dioxide and methane emissions. Humans emit carbon dioxide when they breathe out. So all you need to do is breathe out more than you breathe in. If that doesn't work just eat more beans and your methane emissions ought to increase too!

Genius!
I'm definitely into farts 😆

@anderssen said
I'm trying to take part in the global warming situation and I want to speed it up so the world is a shythole before I die.

Any suggestions?

Self-immolation in a public place.

Would it create enough pollution to make a significant difference?

@anderssen said
Would it create enough pollution to make a significant difference?

They say that every little bit helps. If it doesn't, you won't give a damn anyway.

Contrary to popular belief... I'm forced to believe self immolation is quite painful.

I'm open to other suggestions.

@anderssen said
I'm trying to take part in the global warming situation and I want to speed it up so the world is a shythole before I die.

Any suggestions?

Global warming is from mostly natural causes, but there are methods of weather modification that the CIA has admitted to. Learn about their methods. That would be your best bet.

https://www.cia.gov/library/readingroom/search/site/weather%20modification

@Metal-Brain

I agree with you about global warming being from natural causes.
The planet has been extremely hot and extremely cold many times.

The nuts who scream about "global warming" would do better if they switched to "air and water pollution"...
At least then people would be forced to listen because that is a real situation caused by humans.

Just change up the words you "global warming" freaks 🤗

@metal-brain said
Global warming is from mostly natural causes

Can you back that up with any scientific studies?

@handyandy said
Can you back that up with any scientific studies?

Been here many times before. He can't. The science and study after study suggests most if not all the most recent warming (last few decades) is due to man made causes and partly because no known natural causes can explain most of that warming and partly because even basic physics tells us more CO2 should cause warming and it would be a huge scientific mystery if it didn't!

@humy said
Been here many times before. He can't.

I knew that. It's just a game we play.