"Would You Rather?" Game

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Would you rather have just your eyebrows waxed off or the rest of your body hair removed by a method of your choosing.

It is quite obvious to me that the lobotomy didn't work out well for you. 😛

Again I can't be bothered with asking a question. 😉

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
It is quite obvious to me that the lobotomy didn't work out well for you. 😛

Again I can't be bothered with asking a question. 😉

-VR

So waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.

Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
So waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.

Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?

I'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.

Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?

Originally posted by @mudfinger
Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length

hours is not a suitable measurement of length...

judges???

Originally posted by @mudfinger
I'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.

Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?

Good for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.

I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.

Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.

Originally posted by @rookie54
hours is not a suitable measurement of length...

judges???

It is when speaking of time periods.

The Defense rests your Honor

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Good for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.

I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.

Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.

Please define "fresh" moose dong.
Fresh as in packaging date?
Fresh as in still attached to the moose?
Fresh as in the moose is still alive and healthy?

I am faithfully,
Awaiting your reply.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.

Not surprising at all as you most likely get lots of practice! 😛

-VR

Originally posted by @mudfinger
Please define "fresh" moose dong.
Fresh as in packaging date?
Fresh as in still attached to the moose?
Fresh as in the moose is still alive and healthy?

I am faithfully,
Awaiting your reply.

Freshly harvested at the root.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
So waxing your eyebrows then? A fine choice.

Would you rather be beaten mercilessly with a large cod or wear the cast off, vomit and excrement covered clothes of a homeless man for a day?

Definately defiled clothes!! There's a lot to be leaarned by stepping into anothers 'shoes' .......... Whats worse?Paper or Plastic? or worse still... taking the morning bus or taking Aeroflot (Russia airlines) ? Or, Couples who insist on long passionate tounge kissing in the most busiest public place or a menial cash register operator in a large supermarket who wont let you off 5cents?

Originally posted by @mudfinger
I'm going with the beaten mercilessly option.

Would you rather have an erection exceeding four hours in length or a hemorrhoid the size of a baby's fist?

Did he mean physically beaten? Oh. ok

Originally posted by @very-rusty
Not surprising at all as you most likely get lots of practice! 😛

-VR

Lol. Show me a man who doesn't and I'll show you a liar!!

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Freshly harvested at the root.

Nice!
Ya, serve up the dong. I'm not terribly patient when it comes to politics.

Would you rather indulge in the practice of cutting, in public, or have the inside of your bottom lip tattooed with an image of a fat chick?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Good for you, most people can't deal with a really committed beating. The trick is to pace yourself and layer pain systematically.

I am confident that I can put a four hour erection to good use. I took the bronze medal in the world competitive masturbation championships of 2008.

Would you rather eat a bag full of moose dong (fresh) or attend every democratic national convention from now until you kick the bucket.

how big is the bag?
never mind
I'll eat the dong


would you rather run through the halls of congress buck naked
or watch Trump taking a dump?

Originally posted by @lemondrop
how big is the bag?
never mind
I'll eat the dong


would you rather run through the halls of congress buck naked
or watch Trump taking a dump?

Good question. I have to admit I immediately signed up to watch Trump take a dump. I imagine this to be an unnecessarily complicated affair in which he blames others for the grunting, farting and painful turd expulsion. I'm assuming that he'll be wearing a MAGA hat a his Amercan Flag boxers will have been defiled beyond measure.

Would you rather watch Trump take a dump or make love to Hilary Clinton.