"Would You Rather?" Game

Originally posted by @mudfinger
Nice!
Ya, serve up the dong. I'm not terribly patient when it comes to politics.

Would you rather indulge in the practice of cutting, in public, or have the inside of your bottom lip tattooed with an image of a fat chick?

Fat chick tat.

Fat tranny chick tattooed on your wiener or slamming your balls in a car door?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Fat chick tat.

Fat tranny chick tattooed on your wiener or slamming your balls in a car door?

Ok, like you I'm going with the tat.

Three testicles colored blue and painful to the touch or looking for something to cut your shoulder harness while upside down a flaming vehicle?

Originally posted by @mudfinger
Ok, like you I'm going with the tat.

Three testicles colored blue and painful to the touch or looking for something to cut your shoulder harness while upside down a flaming vehicle?

I'm going with the harness, I've had the swollen testicles a few times.

An eternity watching every Sharknado movie on a loop or having an urgent and unpredictable urge to have sexual relations with various barnyard animals.

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm going with the harness, I've had the swollen testicles a few times.

I am sure you had the swollen testicles more than just a few times. You most likely are beginning to enjoy it by now!

Have kept track of how many times you have been kicked? 😛

-VR

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I am sure you had the swollen testicles more than just a few times. You most likely are beginning to enjoy it by now!

Have kept track of how many times you have been kicked? 😛

-VR

No need to play Rusty, I already had you pegged as a lover of barnyard animals.

If you could pick one superpower, would it be shooting rainbows out of your nipples or being able to form your own excrement into any object and make it harder than tool steel?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm going with the harness, I've had the swollen testicles a few times.

An eternity watching every Sharknado movie on a loop or having an urgent and unpredictable urge to have sexual relations with various barnyard animals.

Well I've never seen Sharknado before...

Would you rather be lit afire and have a halfwit sprinkle you with a watering can or wake up next to Rosie O'Donnell's cold dead body with no memorie of the night before?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Good question. I have to admit I immediately signed up to watch Trump take a dump. I imagine this to be an unnecessarily complicated affair in which he blames others for the grunting, farting and painful turd expulsion. I'm assuming that he'll be wearing a MAGA hat a his Amercan Flag boxers will have been defiled beyond measure.

Would you rather watch Trump take a dump or make love to Hilary Clinton.

I'd have trouble looking away from either of those

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
No need to play Rusty, I already had you pegged as a lover of barnyard animals.

I have you pegged as a whimp behind a keyboard.

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I have you pegged as a whimp behind a keyboard.

Well carry on getting pegged then, don't let me get in your way Princess.

Originally posted by @mudfinger
Well I've never seen Sharknado before...

Would you rather be lit afire and have a halfwit sprinkle you with a watering can or wake up next to Rosie O'Donnell's cold dead body with no memorie of the night before?

I'm going to have to go with Rosie. I'm into big girls.

Would you rather be violated by a Catholic Priest or have your pinky toe smashed with a ball peen hammer?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm going to have to go with Rosie. I'm into big girls.

Would you rather be violated by a Catholic Priest or have your pinky toe smashed with a ball peen hammer?

father "tiny hands" ralph???
no brainer...

would you rather roger dan rather or don the roger???

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm going to have to go with Rosie. I'm into big girls.

Would you rather be violated by a Catholic Priest or have your pinky toe smashed with a ball peen hammer?

Same thing. I'm into big girls too so I'll go with the priest.

Step on a rusty nail or trip over a wino getting to one?

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
Good question. I have to admit I immediately signed up to watch Trump take a dump. I imagine this to be an unnecessarily complicated affair in which he blames others for the grunting, farting and painful turd expulsion. I'm assuming that he'll be wearing a MAGA hat a his Amercan Flag boxers will have been defiled beyond measure.

Would you rather watch Trump take a dump or make love to Hilary Clinton.

Making love infers an effort from two humans. I'm fairly sure Hillary is a reptillian or a cyborg of some descript. . . . . . .A sauna with Jabba or Vader??

Originally posted by @very-rusty
I have you pegged as a whimp behind a keyboard.

You dont know what 'pegged' means

Originally posted by @hand-of-hecate
I'm going to have to go with Rosie. I'm into big girls.

Would you rather be violated by a Catholic Priest or have your pinky toe smashed with a ball peen hammer?

pinky toe.... heck take a few.Str8 up!!