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how does a dragon blow out a candle?
have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?

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@rookie54 said
how does a dragon blow out a candle?
have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
1. It melts the candle.

2. Yes.

3. Only if the dog can say thank you.

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@rookie54 said
how does a dragon blow out a candle?
have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
It doesn't.
Yes
Of course and then you laugh maniacally if someonelooks inquiringly at you

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@rookie54 said
how does a dragon blow out a candle?
have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
Can snakes sit?

If competition has a limited place in society, then why do they call it the human "race?"

Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

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If the barber shaves every man who does not shave himself, who shaves the barber?

And don’t say the barber has a beard. If the barber has a beard, then he doesn’t shave himself, and I just told you that he shaves every man who doesn’t shave himself. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh

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the thought of following @moonbus' thought process keeps me awake at night

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@moonbus said
If the barber shaves every man who does not shave himself, who shaves the barber?

And don’t say the barber has a beard. If the barber has a beard, then he doesn’t shave himself, and I just told you that he shaves every man who doesn’t shave himself. Aaaarrrrggggghhhhh
No one shaves the barber. She does not want a shave.

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@rookie54 said
how does a dragon blow out a candle?
have you ever heard anyone scream for ice cream?
when the dog sneezes, do i bless him?
People who believe in “fingerprints”

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"The present King of France is bald." Is this statement true or false?

If true, then where is he?

If false, then what color is his hair?

Aaaaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh!

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Thoughts of Ghosts keep me awake at night.

-VR

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triggering volcanic hallucinations
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The next post is true.

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The previous post is false.

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Aaaaarrrrrgggghhhhh.

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Is a hole a thing or not?