The accident left me completely paralyzed so I decided to become a tree.

@lemondrop said
The accident left me completely paralyzed so I decided to become a tree.

Delphine took a quick peek into the crystal ball once owned by Louis XIV.

@WOLFE63
I used to love candy bars till I saw the queen eat them

My fascination with nuns began after my first erection.

I wanted to checkmate her but I grabbed her pawn instead.

I felt sure I’d seen something but my mind just couldn’t believe what my eyes had seen.

Now at the base of the mountain, Marc took time to pause and look up and awe
at the beauty and danger of Mount Fuji.

Walking on water took a very specialized skill set, one I had not mastered.

Dave was most surprised indeed to pop to the local post office and find himself already standing there in the queue.

@Ghost-of-a-Duke
I had the strangest feeling I had been here before but I knew that

By the time he turned 30, his lifestyle had totally changed - George was now a married man with children, house, dog and a Volvo.

"there is only one treatment that i know of that works" his voice was hushed
"another orbit of yonder star"

so i packed my bags

On August 13, 2015, I shed every shred of the conventional template and decided to become the most challenging internet forum personality anyone had ever encountered.

she grinned, "put that ole scratchy record on the vitriol victrola and let's listen to it skip"