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Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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13 Feb 15

Yeah, it is damn Valentine's Day, and The Man wants *YOU* to
splash your hard earned cash in useless trinkets and vacuous
celebrations, devaluing the true meaning of friendship and
love.

To hell with the true meaning of love! Diminish it by placing a
monetary value on it! SPEND! If you spend a hell of a lot and
do so in the next 5 minutes, I will throw in for free a momentary
sense of fulfillment. YES! FOR FREE!

CALL NOW!

free tazer tickles..

wildly content...

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13 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, it is damn Valentine's Day, and The Man wants *YOU* to
splash your hard earned cash in useless trinkets and vacuous
celebrations, devaluing the true meaning of friendship and
love.

To hell with the true meaning of love! Diminish it by placing a
monetary value on it! SPEND! If you spend a hell of a lot and
do so in the next 5 minutes, I will throw in for free a momentary
sense of fulfillment. YES! FOR FREE!

CALL NOW!
buy a sub, you cheapskate...









😀

Boston Lad

USA

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13 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Yeah, it is damn Valentine's Day, and The Man wants *YOU* to
splash your hard earned cash in useless trinkets and vacuous
celebrations, devaluing the true meaning of friendship and
love.

To hell with the true meaning of love! Diminish it by placing a
monetary value on it! SPEND! If you spend a hell of a lot and
do so in the next 5 minutes, I will throw in for free a momentary
sense of fulfillment. YES! FOR FREE!

CALL NOW!
Hey, Seitse, realize this comment is way, way, way off topic
but finally figured out why there are more men than ladies
on this forum:
It's the only place they have left.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by rookie54
buy a sub, you cheapskate...









😀
Can I have one? Pleeeeaaaase?

r
Suzzie says Badger

is Racist Bastard

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Can I have one? Pleeeeaaaase?
give me your phone number and a sperm sample

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by redbadger
give me your phone number and a sperm sample
By FedEx or by fax?

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
By FedEx or by fax?
No more red roses please, I have no more vases.

Read a book!

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Grampy Bobby
Hey, Seitse, realize this comment is way, way, way off topic
but finally figured out why there are more men than ladies
on this forum:[hidden]It's the only place they have left.[/hidden]
ladies?

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by HandyAndy
ladies?
I'm not even sure what that means, to be honest.

Misfit Queen

Isle of Misfit Toys

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by aranya10
No more red roses please, I have no more vases.
This.

Roses, schmoses. Far happier with someone spending that $75 on a nice dinner with a nice Cabernet or Zinfandel. Give me a reason to actually dress up. And during dinner, for God's sake, put your phone away. Talk to me.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Suzianne
Give me a reason to
Why the hell would anybody give you (or any other person for
that purpose) a reason to anything other than being him or
herself?!

*THIS* is what is wrong with society. We are who we are, and
whomever loves us for what we are, then fine. If the love is
reciprocal, then even better.

But there is no *need* to *give* any *reason* for anything. It
devalues love.

In your face

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Why the hell would anybody give you (or any other person for
that purpose) a reason to anything other than being him or
herself?!

*THIS* is what is wrong with society. We are who we are, and
whomever loves us for what we are, then fine. If the love is
reciprocal, then even better.

But there is no *need* to *give* any *reason* for anything. It
devalues love.
Take a chill pill, Cupid.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Take a chill pill, Cupid.
Does it cost anything?

In your face

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Seitse
Does it cost anything?
Just a f'd up libido and the inability to use heavy machinery.

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

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14 Feb 15

Originally posted by Sicilian Sausage
Just a f'd up libido and the inability to use heavy machinery.
Yeah, I already do pills to treat bipolarity, bro. So, next suggestion, please.