Right Now

i have determined how to eliminate AI completely and forever
RIGHT NOW!
but the protocol is not simple
RIGHT NOW!
close both eyes and breathe deeply thru yer northernmost nostril
RIGHT NOW!
place yer right thumb (if you have one) on the delete key
RIGHT NOW!
chant the whisperings of the blue wizard of om
RIGHT NOW!
release all stored oxygen from yer lungs
RIGHT NOW!
open yer eyes and sing the wonderwall song
RIGHT NOW!
if done with a pure heart and complete abandonment, AI will no longer be available to anyone anywhere on the Internet ever again
RIGHT NOW!

you have saved humanity
we'll still not be able to stop the comet, but, good job!

Right Now I just noticed that a post on this website has a limit of ten thousand characters.

@PuzZuLz said
Right Now I just noticed that a post on this website has a limit of ten thousand characters.

Right. Now then: write ‘now’ then write ‘then’. Then do the unPuzZulz rite. Now!

@PuzZuLz said
Right Now I almost got hit by a guy riding a bicycle 🚲

Right then i realised that there is no now.

Right Now it is raining. 🙂

Right Now kittens are biting my feet 😄

@Suzianne said
Stream of consciousness is so yesterday.

Right Now I've decided I'm not going to stop though.

@PuzZuLz said
Right Now kittens are biting my feet 😄

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
Right now I am burning an effigy of you on the barbeque.

Right Now I'm at Bulk Barn buying non diary chocolate which is an oxymoron I think 🤔

@PuzZuLz said
Right Now I'm at Bulk Barn buying non diary chocolate which is an oxymoron I think 🤔

@Ghost-of-a-Duke said
I think all chocolate is non diary.