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Old age wtf?

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@very-rusty said
So your icon is a close image of yourself?

-VR
it excites you doesn't it?


@lemondrop said
it excites you doesn't it?
Only in your fantasy Lemon.

-VR


@very-rusty said
Only in your fantasy Lemon.

-VR
Girly knows what excites you
and it ain't women


@lemondrop said
Girly knows what excites you
and it ain't women
You really do need some help before it is too late, if that point in time hasn't passed you.

-VR


@lemondrop said
I shave mine off
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?
My son does that at age 23....should I be concerned?


My great-granddaughter calls me 'Greatgranny'. To some of my friends it sounds terrible, to me it's music, lovely.

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@Torunn
With the emphasis on 'great'๐Ÿ˜‰

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@sonhouse said
@Torunn
With the emphasis on 'great'๐Ÿ˜‰
'Gamla-mormor' or Gammel-mormor' in Swedish - not great, just old. ๐Ÿ™‚ Still, children should know their place in the family tree and without these words, it would be more difficult.

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@torunn said
'Gamla-mormor' or Gammel-mormor' in Swedish - not great, just old.
That's always amused me about Scandinavian languages: "gammel" means "old". In Dutch, it means "rickety, unstable"...


@ponderable said
My son does that at age 23....should I be concerned?
I don't think so, perhaps just trying to rebel or get your attention which seems to have worked if it happens to be the latter.

-VR

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@shallow-blue said
That's always amused me about Scandinavian languages: "gammel" means "old". In Dutch, it means "rickety, unstable"...
Can be confusing at times.

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@lemondrop said
I shave mine off
no one even notices
why do we even have eyebrows?
We have them so that one can be raised to denote mild surprise at the action of another. (At least in English culture this applies). I'm not sure that everyone can do it, I only appear to be able to raise my right eyebrow and not my left, so I can only express mild surprise on my right side.
My other theory, Chris, which is mine, and this is what it is* is that it stops perspiration from falling into ones' eyes, but this could also be nonsense.

* Monty Python, John Cleese, ahem.

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you say 40 and here I am thinking it all started at 30 ๐Ÿ˜€

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@old-indian said
Nose hairs? I pull them but they grow back!
Joints deciding to grow extra bone?
Acid reflux?
Always horny?
I can’t see anymore! My glasses don’t work!
Watching the news? Never did that before!

I am only 40 ๐Ÿ˜ž
everywhere i go, everything i read
somebody is always lamenting how olde they are

well, all you olde farts are in luck
as it turns out, my bath water is the elixir of life, and i can be persuaded to sell you a jug of it

pm for details

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@rookie54 said
everywhere i go, everything i read
somebody is always lamenting how olde they are

well, all you olde farts are in luck
as it turns out, my bath water is the elixir of life, and i can be persuaded to sell you a jug of it

pm for details
What makes it so special?