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11 Jan 13
11 Jan 13
Pulling just one tiny thread,
can cause yer pants to unravel...
Then you get a ride, in the policeman's cruiser,
a most undignified mode of travel...
Thirty days behind bars said the judge,
Hammering down his gavel.
When you're hot you're hot
I said thanks a lot!
Thirty days in unravelled pants
doesn't bode well for ants
11 Jan 13
Originally posted by rookie54Rookie is on patrol
pulling just one tiny thread,
can cause yer pants to unravel...
then you get a ride, in the policeman's cruiser,
a most undignified mode of travel...
true story...
with his electric tazer gun.
'Cos that's the way to roll,
for felony arrest no.1.
Chesspraxis now in the cruiser
taken out of the neighbourhood.
Arrested by an old bruiser,
protect and serve as best he could.
The judge he banged his gavel,
30 days were handed down.
No longer would he travel
the mean streets of this town.
Originally posted by KewpieJust 2 days in his empty cell... CP felt a rumble,
Pulling just one tiny thread,
can cause yer pants to unravel...
Then you get a ride, in the policeman's cruiser,
a most undignified mode of travel...
Thirty days behind bars said the judge,
Hammering down his gavel.
When you're hot you're hot
I said thanks a lot!
Thirty days in unravelled pants
doesn't bode well for ants
He called out to the guard, held his stomach and grumbled.
The jailer says, "You got a light sentence -- why act so bitter?"
CP says, "I'm touchin' cotton gol' dern it! Where's the 5H1TT3R!!"