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03 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Thought of, perhaps, but knot known per se.

Mathematics insist the globe (at its current stated dimensions) cannot in any way, shape or form, be round-ish in nature.

The curvature required of a round-ish globe dictates a vanishing horizon using a specific formula.
For reality to not conform to this formula says one of three things:
1. Either ...[text shortened]... wrong; or
2. The dimensions attributed to the earth are wrong; or
3. The earth is not round.
My bad
The world is flat
Pass the word!

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03 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
If you took a low-grade paper bag, cut open the bottom portion of it, doused it in a kitchen sink for 60 to 90 minutes and then allowed the four to six "champions of the globe" to be encased in this soggy mess, not a one of them would be able to find their way out of this lowly bag-that-was-a-bag with even one of their spurious arguments, claims or counter claims.

It was quite amusing to enjoy their valiant struggles, nonetheless.
The thread was quite embarrassing for you I thought. If you are of a different view and are proud of your performance in it, then perhaps you should provide the link for other readers to enjoy the spectacle.

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03 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Thought of, perhaps, but knot known per se.

Mathematics insist the globe (at its current stated dimensions) cannot in any way, shape or form, be round-ish in nature.

The curvature required of a round-ish globe dictates a vanishing horizon using a specific formula.
For reality to not conform to this formula says one of three things:
1. Either ...[text shortened]... wrong; or
2. The dimensions attributed to the earth are wrong; or
3. The earth is not round.
This is going to be good! Care to post the evidence?

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03 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
The curvature required of a round-ish globe dictates a vanishing horizon using a specific formula.
For reality to not conform to this formula says one of three things:
1. Either the formula is wrong; or
2. The dimensions attributed to the earth are wrong; or
3. The earth is not round.
1.

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03 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
If you took a low-grade paper bag, cut open the bottom portion of it, doused it in a kitchen sink for 60 to 90 minutes and then allowed the four to six "champions of the globe" to be encased in this soggy mess, not a one of them would be able to find their way out of this lowly bag-that-was-a-bag with even one of their spurious arguments, claims or counter claims.

It was quite amusing to enjoy their valiant struggles, nonetheless.
So, I see you're still declaring yourself the winner of that thread's debate? 😀

People can decide for themselves: Thread 165913.

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by rookie54
i'm not a mathematician, but,
when i do mathematize, i REALLY mathematize...
the earth is fluid, and she takes the shape of her container...
the shape of Spirit's hand is cupped...
and holds us safe from all cometary beings...
bam sham a lam, hot damn...
I like the cut of your jib
Your cadence as it relates to time.
I like the words you choose
And how you find ways to make them rhyme.
Keep your pet ideas close
But keep your feared ones at least an orbit's length or greater.

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by FMF
So, I see you're [b]still declaring yourself the winner of that thread's debate? 😀

People can decide for themselves: Thread 165913.[/b]
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
That's right, MF-er: I'm the winner up in here.
You're the loser.
Lou--ew-ew-ew-ewwww-ser.

And do you know why?
(Of course you don't! That's why you're such a LOSER at this whole game after all, am I right? Of course I am.)

You're a loser because you are on (wait for it)

THE WRONG SIDE OF REALITY.

See that off in the distance, barely perceptible just on the horizon?
That is reality.
You're way back there in the dark, waiting for the dawn of reason to slowly add warmth and light to your downcast face.

Look up!
Look up, MF-er!
The sun is coming up way up there toward reality!
Come feel its warmth, buddy!

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by wolfgang59
1.
Well, provide a corrected formula, post freaking haste.

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
That's right, MF-er: I'm the winner up in here.
You're the loser.
Lou--ew-ew-ew-ewwww-ser.

And do you know why?
(Of course you don't! That's why you're such a LOSER at this whole game after all, am I right? Of course I am.)

You're a loser because you are on (wait for it)

[b]THE WRONG SIDE OF REALITY
.

See ...[text shortened]... Look up, MF-er!
The sun is coming up way up there toward reality!
Come feel its warmth, buddy![/b]
Just let people read the thread in question. All this bluster on your part sits a bit oddly for a poster who seems so certain he will be vindicated if people read the thread.

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by divegeester
The thread was quite embarrassing for you I thought. If you are of a different view and are proud of your performance in it, then perhaps you should provide the link for other readers to enjoy the spectacle.
Um, numbnuts?
The link has been provided (desperately-so, it seems) by the ol' MF-er hisself now several times.
Do you want me to hit the audience over the head with it, insult them with it?

Your esteemed and respected opinion notwithstanding
there's a code for italics, a code for embolden, even a code for links and hidden comments, but no code for outrageous sarcasm?
my performance in the thread was about average.

I did my best with the poorly equipped group I was working with.

Freaking sue me.

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by FMF
Just let people read the thread in question. All this bluster on your part sits a bit oddly for a poster who seems so certain he will be vindicated if people read the thread.
No, people!
Do NOT listen to MF-er and read the thread!
Do you hear me?
Do NOT read that thread!

I'm warning each and every one of you!
Don't get me angry!
You will NOT like me angry!

[MODS ONLY: How can we get that thread deleted, like now?]

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
No, people!
Do NOT listen to MF-er and read the thread!
Do you hear me?
Do NOT read that thread!

I'm warning each and every one of you!
Don't get me angry!
You will NOT like me angry!

[MODS ONLY: How can we get that thread deleted, like now?]
Why all the bravado? If the thread's content bears out your version of what happened in that discussion, then so be it. It's not clear why you're attempting all this hairy chest stuff on this thread when the original thread is there for all to read if they so choose.

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Originally posted by FMF
Why all the bravado? If the thread's content bears out your version of what happened in that discussion, then so be it. It's not clear why you're attempting all this hairy chest stuff on this thread when the original thread is there for all to read if they so choose.
One, I happen to like avocado.
Two, sadly, my chest is several hairs short of hairy.
Three, like a lot of several hairs.
Four, did I not make very, very clear that I do not want anyone, ever to read that thread?
Five, stop bringing that thread up.
Six, if I have to take hair from my ass and put it on my chest, does this warrant a recount?


EDIT: Do you get the feeling you're the douche bag in the situation?

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04 Feb 16

Originally posted by FreakyKBH
One, I happen to like avocado.
Two, sadly, my chest is several hairs short of hairy.
Three, like a lot of several hairs.
Four, did I not make very, very clear that I do not want anyone, ever to read that thread?
Five, stop bringing that thread up.
Six, if I have to take hair from my ass and put it on my chest, does this warrant a recount?


EDIT: Do you get the feeling you're the douche bag in the situation?
I'm not sure what the purpose of all this is when the discussion has already been had and people can access it.

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Originally posted by FMF
I'm not sure what the purpose of all this is when the discussion has already been had and people can access it.
I'm going to go out on a limb here, MF-er, and suggest it's because you're so tone deaf that things need to be repeated.
Plus, you're a little (just the teensiest bit, so don't let it detract you from your day-to-days) daft.