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Seitse

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06 Jan 17

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Jan 17

-3

I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

Larkie

Joined: 01 Apr 05
Moves: 57586

06 Jan 17

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Originally posted by Seitse
I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

Hmm. Sometimes a 'hair of the dog' approach can be most efficacious.
A couple of pints of vindaloo washed down with a gallon of lager should blast the system spotlessly clean.
Let me know how you get on.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Jan 17

-2

I'll try suicide.

Ghost of a Duke

The Ghost Chamber

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28754

06 Jan 17

Originally posted by Seitse
I'll try suicide.

Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Jan 17

-1

Originally posted by Ghost of a Duke
Perhaps start sir with more fibre in your diet.

There will be a small administration charge for this advice.

Dr Ghost

Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

Gertrude

santa cruz, ca.

Joined: 19 Jul 13
Moves: 376505

06 Jan 17

Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

actually the addition of fiber is a good thing
the excess water in your colon would be sucked up
if that doesn't help
try a plug

Ghost of a Duke

The Ghost Chamber

Joined: 14 Mar 15
Moves: 28754

06 Jan 17

Originally posted by Seitse
Dude, I want to stop crapping, not to boost it.

Can I pay with crap?

Only if fossilized.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coprolite

~~vandervelde~~

Joined: 10 Dec 11
Moves: 143494

06 Jan 17

A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Jan 17

Originally posted by vandervelde
A pinch of grated raw wild chestnut (*very bitter, awfully bitter) in warm camomile-mynth tea. Two cups.

Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.

divegeester

Fighting for men’s

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06 Jan 17

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divegeester

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divegeester

Fighting for men’s

right to have babies

Joined: 16 Feb 08
Moves: 117081

06 Jan 17

-1

Originally posted by Seitse
I only know coca-cola and lime juice.

Care to share some? I ran out of limes at home and I really can't go to the pharmacy right now to buy imodium.

It really is THAT bad.

What about poo or willies or vaginas?

Oh, sorry, this is about poo...

Seitse

Doug Stanhope

That's Why I Drink

Joined: 01 Jan 06
Moves: 33672

06 Jan 17

-2

Originally posted by divegeester
What about poo or willies or vaginas?

Keep your deviant ways to yourself, pervert chav. I am really sick but
of course you love that, don't you? You Headhunters push blacks off
subway cars like in Paris, so why not some stomach pain for poor old
seitse?

mghrn55

Joined: 07 Feb 09
Moves: 151917

06 Jan 17

Originally posted by Seitse
Genius. I have those ingredients. Will try now.

If I die, I will appear to you as a ghost, during your sleep, and sing
Britney Spears greatest hits until you commit suicide.

You can always sit on the toilet singing

OOPS !! I did it again !!

Over and over again .... 😀
Sorry. Get well soon.🙂